Does my teacher fart?

Question

My teacher works all day, does after school stuff and doesn't get home until late! He never once farts in all of this. He doesn't even look uncomfortable. He just walks around normal and happy all day from seven to eleven.

Answer 1

Yes. I am a teacher and I tend to be a crop duster. Fart and walk away really fast! Usually a crowded hallway is the best bet. It's the most fun to see which students smell it and which other unassuming child they blame.

Answer 2

All teachers fart. Some just hide it better than others. I tend to be a bit obvious when I do. Especially when they are smelly. But, some teachers are from the "Old School" thinking of presenting an image to their students that is ultra proper. I teach sixth grade and like being a little more casual and use humor to keep the students attention. If one slips out sometimes, I let it just be a part of the day and have fun with it. I don't want everyone letting farts go all the time so I have to be a bit reserved but I want my students to know that teachers do all the things they do. Some teachers just don't want to ruin their "teacher" image.

Answer 3

I am a teacher and have perfected the technique of the silent fart. This is a skill, because as anyone knows, silent but deadly is often the case. Also I never get to go to the loo so I have to keep it in all day. It's just part of the job description.

Answer 4

Does a undergo stay contained in the woods? Do human beings want oxygen? convinced, instructors fart. Silent ones are the most hardship-loose contained in the lecture room and some different person is blamed. Loud ones are reserved for bathing room wreck and after college.

Answer 5

Your teacher eats massive doses of Beano, but he goes to the faculty men's room and secretly farts when you're not listening (or smelling).

Answer 6

He farts. everyone farts. Maybe he's just better at hiding it, or steps outside.