Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these phrases?

Question

1. Don't look in his eyes, he might steal your soul.
2. OMG.....Was that Bigfoot!!!!
3. So you give scary little speeches. How adorable.
4. If you tell me one more time to calm down.......
5.Okay. I do have an answer for that....EWWWWW!
6. I wrote the guest list for this conversation, and just in case, you're wondering, you're not on it!

Answer 1

We were invited to a Halloween party at the "Old Haunted Castle" just outside the cemetary gates....oh yea... right ..haunted..tee hee...
As we entered through the doorway, reaking from the stench of something no longer of this world, and completely covered in giant cobwebs....not the fake ones...these were the real thing, with the real hairy spiders to boot...."Okay. I do have an answer for that...EWWWWWW!
A Grungy, Deadbeat Butler met us inside the door, I whispered to my friend.."Don't look in his eyes, he might steal your soul". My friend and I were giggling, as friends do, when they are both nervous and wondering whether or not they should have come.
We had been listening to the Butler's stories for about 15 minutes, when finally I said "So you give scary little speaches. How adorable". My friend nudged me, and cautioned for me to stop. She was really getting into this Haunted House thing...I was not impressed. The Butler lead us just outside the chamber, where the party was supposedly being held. Just as we approached the last step down, I yelled "OMG...Was that Bigfoot!!!!" My firend turned and started to run back up the stairs. I caught up to her. I was laughing my bu** off. She turns to me and says, "If you tell me one more time to calm down..." I am going to whop you!
Snicker snicker...he! he!! said I! Still not convinced that the house was really haunted.
We finally arrived at the party room. Everyone was laughing, bobbing for apples, playing pin the tail on the Werewolf and having a joyful time. I walked over to my friend and said See...no worries! She turned from the guy she was talking to and said "I wrote the guest list for this conversation, and just in case, you're wondering, you're not on it!!"
Well..... how rude....

Answer 2

Don't look in his eyes.He might steal your soul.His name is sweet, smooth sailing, Joe!He will promise you the world,and never produce.So I suggest to you, that he is of no use.Please do not tell me that he used,and abused me,Okay.I do have an answer for that....Ewwwww a legitamate reason why, I allowed him to walk all over me.If you tell me one more time to calm down,and forget he ever existed,I am going to give you a bigfoot right in the rear.You will be thinking,omg was that bigfoot?So you give me scary little speeches.How adorable,but I do not want to hear your speeches anymore.I have to get back to my guest list for a wedding I will never have, all because of you,and smooth sailing Joe.I have since revised my list to a list about conversation instead of a wedding.I wrote the guest list for this conversation,and just in case,you"re wondering,you"re not on it!

Answer 3

Alice said, "I wrote the guest list for this conversation, and just in case, you're wondering, you're not on it!"

Betty loathed Alice's hot tub parties, "So you give scary little speeches. How adorable. Okay. I do have an answer for that....EWWWWW!"

Alice loved to see Betty squirm in a bathing suit - her hips could simultaneously occupy two time zones. "Big Bad Brad from the fooball team will be there." Brad was called "the Periscope" behind his back. Alice loved to taunt him. "OMG.....Was that Bigfoot!!!!"

"Don't look in his eyes, he might steal your soul" slithered into Betty's ears. Heat rose to her cheeks, but she wasn't going to give Alice the last word. "If you tell me one more time to calm down......."

Answer 4

Jack and Jill went up the hill and were having the most marvelous time. They were half way up the hill to fetch their pail when out of no where, a thunderstorm came and the sky turned dark. A looming figure appears in the distance and Jill screams "Don't look in his eyes, he might steal your soul." But it was too late. Jack had looked and immediately a curse was placed on him.

"OMG.... Was that Bigfoot!!!!" he repeated over and over. Jill was saddened. But she knew it was all Jack's fault that that had happened to him. After all, she did warn him. She couldn't do anything to help Jack's condition now, and she couldn't just leave him out on the hill, so she pushed him down. It wasn't a long way down, so she had figured he would be all right when he reached the bottom. But Jack landed funny and broke his crown. "Oh no! I'm a murderer!" she screamed. Despair overtook her, and she tumbled down after him

Answer 5

Col. Mustard ,would you be any longer deranged That Polish maid is making eyes at you ,once more within the library. incidentally,The most effective approach you would be extra vain proper now could be in case you honestly had been the wall. Well Are we having amusing but?