Hi. I am a madman with serious revenge issues. Recently I was taking my dog for a walk and the lead got caught up on a fish and chip shop sign. I dragged the lead because I was pissed off that the sign was in the middle of the pavement. Nocked down their sign. Then was tackled to the ground and beaten up.
Anyway, the next night I broke their window with an axe, but did not harm any of the aholes. So, I need an RPG to launch at the fish and chip shop for attacking me, to end their miserable lives. I thought of sniping them, but then I would get caught by police,
2007-06-13 14:31:08 · 16 answers · asked by mass murderer 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
You mean an RPG-7?
I seem to recall the IRA have recently decommissioned their weapons. They may have a few left over from the Lybian shipment and I'm sure they'd give you a good deal for bulk buy.
They may not give you a receipt or guarantee so you'd need to be aware of your rights under the Sale of Goods Act.
If the RPG does not kill every mother in the vicinity, make sure you go back to the supplier and remind him of his obligations to sell products of merchantable quality and demand a refund.
Do not be put off with the old bluff techniques of knee-capping you and dropping you in the harbour with concrete waders. Demand your rights even as you gurgle them from the seabed.
Failing that, the Pakistan/Afghanistan border is awash with the things. You may need to declare it at customs if it's worth more than $150.
Don't try to sneak through the green channel or you may get into real trouble. : )
2007-06-14 04:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by JZD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you talk about Role Playing Game, then Elder Scroll Oblivion is the best...
If you are talking about a Rocket Propelled Grenade, then I suggest you travel to Iraq, where Rockets can do everything excepted launching a satellite...
2007-06-13 21:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jedi squirrels 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are in need of a bit of medication. You really must keep dog and lead under some control and cut down on the beer.
2007-06-13 21:37:22 · answer #3 · answered by K. Marx iii 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And asking anything stupid on the Internet like where to find rocket fired grenades will not make you a suspect?
The sign was there, you saw it was there. You and your dog can't even agree on which side to move to avoid obstacles.
Get psychological help. Anybody who does things like trolling needs a shrink.
2007-06-13 22:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin k 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Iraq
2007-06-13 21:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by Don W 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and what makes you think the police wont catch you if you use an RPG? Do you have the necessary training to use an RPG correctly because contrary to what you see in films its not a simple case of point and pull the trigger
2007-06-14 03:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by vdv_desantnik 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your best bet is to contact MS-13 that violent drug gang from Mexico and Central American countries that are in the U.S. right now
2007-06-13 21:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by kato outdoors 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gee while your at it, why don't we get you a claymore anti personnel mine, or a fragmentation grenade. Catch each of these guys alone and you and a few of your friends beat each of them up one at a time. The other way, you'd probably do life in jail, if not the death penalty.
2007-06-13 21:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by CRAIG C 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude you have some serious freaking anger issues you need professional help! God calm down! You say there lives are miserable it sounds to me yours is more miserable than anyone else's could be.
2007-06-13 21:42:04 · answer #9 · answered by SCVroker7253 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mohammad.edu/killinfidels/barbiesbunch
On sale each and every day
Lowest prices
Good old US arms given to the Sunnis by some wacko general; er what's his name......General Grafto?
2007-06-13 22:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋