-The lion enters this apartment thru the only door, so if you try to escape out the door the lion will kill you...
-There are no kind off fire escape you can use, and if try to climb out a window you will fall down and kill yourself..
-This lion is hungry, and it will make a meal out off you first chance it gets. It's a really strong lion, so if you try to hide in another room behind a door, the lion will break the door and eat you..
-You have no guns or weapons to defend yourself with in this apartment...
-Your phoneline is dead, and your cell-phones is out off batterys..
2007-06-13 14:15:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I would back away slowly (its an animal, they would attack almost directly if you jerked, but they don't attack right away if you move slowly) and see if its a wild or tame one. Probably wild. If it moves like its going to kill me, I would get into the shower blast the showerhead water at the lions face. Cold/hot. Hot works better I guess but I don't know. They have thick fur, but I want it in the eyes and nose and mouth.
If I couldnot do that, I would try to get behind the lion. Like a bull-red-flag-sport thing. And once behind, race out of the dorr. OR if I still cant do that, I would try to at least push the lion out the window by jumping on its back or whatever. If I could still that that luring bull thing, I'd do that and scream and call for help.
2007-06-13 14:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would play a game with the lion. In the apartment there would be all amenities, so I would start to distract the lion by teasing it. The first thing that I would grab would be a blanket that is near the entry of the door as I am backing away from the door. I would say hey cuci coo come here, as the lion starts to approach me, I would side step, throw the blanket over the lion, the lion will be disorientated which then will allow me to run to the door out of the apartment in a flash.
2007-06-13 14:58:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man is too short to reach the button for the 10th floor. When it’s raining, the man has an umbrella that he uses to reach the button for the 10th floor : )
2016-05-19 22:07:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. Its an illusion. Lions don't enter buildings at the 10th floor. They can't even open doors.
2007-06-13 15:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well..... Apartment!? 10th floor!? A bit imaginative!
However where I am in Africa,what we do is never to look a way from the Lions eyes.It kind of gets shy and keeps pacing a round you, till you try to make a dash.....That's when it pounces!
Good Luck!
2007-06-13 21:51:25 · answer #5 · answered by Danno 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pull my lighter from my pocket, grab a cushion off the sofa, light it , and fend the beast off with fire.
Then I would withdraw my +3 magic sabre from it's scabbard and slay the bedeviled beast :-) (the sword appears when I say a quick incantation and have fire)
Peace
2007-06-13 14:32:32 · answer #6 · answered by zingis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Admire the view from the 10th story.
2007-06-13 14:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by neuralzen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pray to God and he will take care of the rest, coz he knows watz good for you in such situations.. well, u may ask wat if god lets u to die.. hmm.. well thats not bad either, who knows he may take you to heaven (if you were good enough in your life, or else praying in such situation while being a bad person all through ur life, atleast wipes ur sins :) )
2007-06-13 19:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by rajiv k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream.
For a very short time.
2007-06-13 14:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by Rikki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roll the dice cuz its sounds like jumanji
2007-06-13 14:35:01 · answer #10 · answered by s w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋