"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Whats your favourite movie quote?

Question

I also like Samuel L Jacksons bible speech in pulp fiction.

Answer 1

You are reffering to Ezekiel 25:17.

My favirite quotes would have to be:

"I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda who wouldn't screw to save his species, I wanted to dump oil over all those French beaches I'd never see, I wanted to breath smoke... I felt like destroying something beautiful."

--Fight Club

"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."


----Fight Club

"I know what you are thinking, and the answers YES I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon, but i also nickname my testes. The left one is James Westworth, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

---Anchorman

"Losers always wine about doing there best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen"

----The Rock

"You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What's up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid."

---Boiler Room

I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see **** like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.

----Boiler Room


There are many more but that is just to name a few

Answer 2

"We are oft to blame in this, 'Tis too much proved - that with devotion's visage, And pious action we do sugar o'er, The devil himself." - V for Vendetta, V "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V." - V for Vendetta, V "The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance." - Blow, George "If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?" - Fight Club, Ed Norton(Tyler maybe?)

Answer 3

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

Answer 4

"Take what you can........give nothing back" (Jack Sparrow)

"The world is still the same, there is just less i it" (Jack Sparrow)

(I don't know why they are so far from Jack "Captain......Captain Jack Sparrow" lol. Maybe he makes more sense than most of us!)

"Bring me that horizon" (erm....Jack)

"A census tried to test me once, I ate his liver with some father beans and a nice cianti" (Hannibal)

"Is the world fundamentally a better place because of science and technology? We shop at home, we surf the Web... at the same time, we feel emptier, lonelier and more cut off from each other than at any other time in human history..." (From Contact)

Young Ellie: Dad, do you think there's people on other planets?
Ted Arroway: I don't know, Sparks. But I guess I'd say if it is just us... seems like an awful waste of space. (Contact)

" I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count" (Jack...Titanic)

"Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper..." (Zazu...Lion King)

My personal faves xxx

Answer 5

"The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for, I agree with the second part" Morgan Freeman - Seven

"If it bleeds we can kill it" Arnie - Predator

"This is not nam this is bowling there are rules" John Goodman - The Big Lebowski

"Im gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" Marlon Brando - The Godfather

"You learned the two most important things in life, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut" Robert De Niro - Goodfellas.

"You do what you do, try to take guys like me down, i do what i do i take scores" De Niro - Heat

"This is your life and its ending one minute at a time" Ed Norton - Fight Club

theres a million more.....

Answer 6

I like some of the quotes from an Australian TV Kids series called Pirate Islands. My daughter and one of my friends watches it.


Mars: "Kate has a delightful treehouse."
Carmen: "Really? A treehouse? Where is it?"
Mars: "In a tree."


Mars: "Tell me, when are you going to give us Captain Quaids logbook?"
Kate: "How about never?"
Mars: "No, it's gotta be sooner then that."



Kate: "Where's my stereo?"
Mars: "It's alright. I put it in the keg."
Kate: "Where's the keg?"
Mars: "I threw it out the window."

Answer 7

Lately, My funny one is:
The Island, Ewan MaGregor and his double are each trying
not to be shot by Cops and the original sick Ewan
shrieks to his other,"Shut UP! Your nothing but a clone!!"

Pyscho 1-2-3 have a load of twisted ones.
"we all go a little mad sometimes"
Maureen apologizes for attempting suicide and bleeding in the bath.
Norman,"I've seen worse."

Answer 8

I love that comment from Man Without a Face, which by the way was semi-autobiographical tale of Mel Gibson (True Story!) he was bullied alot in Australia, and some kids, one morning beat him up so bad, they left him for dead, and a priest took him in (his face being disfigured) bandaged him up, and there was a practicing surgeon at that particular parish and he operated on Mel's face free of charge. He made Mad Max, specifically as a message to those kids who beat him up. Anywho, my favorite film quote, is "You're so cool." , from True Romance.

Answer 9

Interview With a Vampire:
Vampire Lestat (played by Tom Cruise) is basically asking a guy (Brad Pitt) if he wants him to kill him or make him a vampire. But his mouth is full of blood, and you get the worst bathos ever as he says:
"Do you thtill wantht desth, or hff you tethted it enouthh?"

Translation: "Do you still want death, or have you tasted it enough?"

Answer 10

Dylan Thomas once said Swansea is an ugly lovely town i'd call it "pretty shitty city"
Classic quote from my favourite film Twin Town