Don't get any jacky chan ideas cuz your completely tied up!!! :)
2007-06-13 08:56:58 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well I would get tired and ask If I could take a shower lol
xoxoxo Tori
2007-06-13 11:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The money you would spend in booze just to pacify me will nullify any profit you make. Even if you were to harvest my organs - most are shot and well past their expiration date. Not to mention, having to hiring a plumber to come unclog your toilet on a daily basis. But we won't mention that. On the plus side, I'm a wicked good cook, I have a medical marijuana card so I can get the good stuff and I'm don't mind being used as a sex toy.
2016-05-19 03:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rapidly morph into a mouse, chew my way out, grab my billion dollars for all the hell I've went through because surely you've held others captive, then run away.
Or maybe option two-
Moan, gripe complain and cry until you go insane.
2007-06-13 09:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by Bri 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask you if you are related to Dr. Evil cuz u r seriously F-ed in the head! A billion dollars, my goodness child.
2007-06-13 10:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by SodaLicious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wonder who the heck I knew that had a billion dollars or would even pay that for me if they had it.
Be careful who you kidnap. Did you not ever see that movie with Bette Midler and Judge Reinhold. They get stuck with the person they kidnapped.
2007-06-13 09:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by Pammie aka Lil Miss Perky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i would just have to sit pretty than and beat them up when i got the chance! i don't know, why are they holding lil old me for a billion dollar ransom? nobody would pay it...
aww i made myself feel bad :'(
2007-06-13 10:01:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh at the expression on your face when they tell you, you're going to have to come up with a million before they'll take me off your hands.
2007-06-13 09:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Quix 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hell, I'd tell ya to go for it...Aint nobody gonna pay a billion dollars for me...but if they did, I'd tell you everything to say and then me and you can split and go to...i don't know, japan? C'mon...drifting and girls, nuff said!
2007-06-13 09:21:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sire_D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they actually pay you the money, I want 50%. Think about it: it's a team effort, especially if I can't get away. Better up the money...
2007-06-13 09:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by Honesty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd get comfortable, because nobody is going to pay a billion dollars to get me back . . . lol.
2007-06-13 09:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ justbnme ♥ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋