Comedy Central Presents joke?

Question

I don't recall who told this joke on "Comedy Central Presents ..." He's a white male, short brunette hair, who told a joke about finding how to know if you've beaten someone half to death.

First he beat a man and an elderly lady tells him that he beat the other man half to death. I think he wasn't sure if he did beat the man half to death. So he (with this elderly woman I think) beats the man the same way and waited to see if he died to find out if they've beaten him half to death.

Sorry that's all I could remember. Does anyone know which one I'm talking about?

Thanks.

Answer 1

Marquis de Sade.