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My stomach is the size of a basket ball, I crave very strange food.
I have not had my period in about 9 months.Oh one more thing I had unprotectesd sex about 9 months ago.

2007-06-13 07:23:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

32 answers

What I think is that you went into outer space and an Alien injected you with it's space and it's about to bust out of your belly.

2007-06-13 07:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get yourself to a hospital/doctor/clinic ASAP. U need to be checked. If u have not had ur period for that long, & U had unprotected sex, it is a distinct possibility. In fact, U could be very close to giving birth.U don't say how old u are. If u were still with ur parents, surely they would have noticed, so I guess ur not. Get a friend/relative to take U. Now would be good, but if that's impossible, as soon as U possibly can. Please. Hope this helps.

2007-06-13 07:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by SKCave 7 · 0 0

There is a slight chance that having unprotected sex will lead to pregnancy. With a world population of only 6.5 billion people, well the risk is only slight. For your safety and the safety of your unborn child get yourself to a doctor. If you cannot pay they will help you apply for medical assistance. Because you are carrying a child you are eligible for medical assistance. You should also tell your parents. Get some help, counseling etc.

2007-06-13 07:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by Emmah 4 · 0 0

are you kidding. You abdomen is great as a basketball and no era and that may not a adequate reason to get seen by utilizing a checklist are you severe. what's incorrect with you!!!!!! Do you care in case you're pregant or are you in basic terms enjoying a humorous tale. it is not a humorous humorous tale it extremely is a tragic unhappy issue.

2016-10-09 03:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LMFAO!!!

You got it right there!

Well, yes, it seems as though you probably are pregnant, although, if I were you, I would take pregnancy test just to be sure...

Oh yeah, by the way, those really bad cramps you are having are labor pains. Better get to the hospital right away!

2007-06-13 07:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by animal lover 4 · 0 0

Wait another few weeks. Either you'll have a huge amount of gas or a baby will squeeze it's way out.

2007-06-13 07:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by K N 3 · 0 0

Nope, you're not. That's just an alien that was implanted. Be careful, they tend to make a mess when bursting out.

2007-06-13 07:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 0 0

Erm...did you just woke up after your sex, like 9 months after?

2007-06-13 07:46:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥Pro♥♥ 6 · 0 0

Hurry and run to the store and get a pregnancy test, there's a chance you might be..lol

2007-06-13 07:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by Em H. 4 · 0 0

nope..u swallowed a watermelon seed. Sex doesn't cause pregnancy anymore...only pepsi. mt dew causes twins

2007-06-13 07:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

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