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The writing in this show if you a fan you know is phenomenal. I know it's too clever to narrow it down to 3, but if I had to choose I would say:

1. Any 80's reference
2. Stewie talking to Brian trying to act like an "adult": "Hey there Brian....B-rye.....drove my chevy to the levy, but the levy was Bry."
3. A tie between Peter painting like the guy who paints "happy little trees". They cut to his painting and it is the theme and opening of Family Ties, and Peter's sitcom opening for "my black son."

If a lot of people answer....this should be a funny one to read :)

2007-06-13 07:06:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Television Comedy

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Stewie~Like I posted yesterday I love Stewies Jeremy Rant, the rant where he demands Brian pay him his money, and i love Stewies Ipod commercial, and I love when he yells at Chris for being outside with his teacher "Get in the house fatty!"

Chris~I love the "take on me" video and "wake me up" dance with Chris. When Chris catches his twinkie "Im gonna turn you into poo"

Peter~Any chicken fight, I love the "you have aids" song and dance, and when Peter becomes a beautiful person.

Meg~ , when she gets shot by bow and arrows and of course any episode where the guy she asks out severly hurts themselves.

Lois~ I love when lois wants to kill the Xmas Star, Who wants Chowda? And when her and Peter get high and hes knocking on her back door ROFL

Brian~when he is watching Seinfeld and the show starts aggrevating him hes all "where the hell is the remote", I love when Brian recently sang and now a song from a gay guy "never gonna give you up" SANG IT SO GREAT!, and when Brian becomes a school teacher and his student asks him "You mean I can be a hooker?"

2007-06-13 07:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Peter Griffin One Liners

2016-12-29 17:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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What are your TOP 3 Family Guy moments/character one-liners?
The writing in this show if you a fan you know is phenomenal. I know it's too clever to narrow it down to 3, but if I had to choose I would say:

1. Any 80's reference
2. Stewie talking to Brian trying to act like an "adult": "Hey there Brian....B-rye.....drove my chevy to...

2015-08-10 06:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by Delena 1 · 0 0

Chicken Fight # 3

Holy crip it's a crapple

Chris G jumping out of water and snagged by a bear

2007-06-13 08:33:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0 0

1- Meg has to go down a vent with burglars in their house she couldn't fit so the rest of the family start to spit on her when she gets down Peter tell her to make a sandwich on a Mic that the burglars can hear.. When the burglars hear Peter tell Meg make him a sandwich they go in the Kitchen and Peter is more worried about his sandwich then Meg!!
2-God and Jesus are having a arm wrestle.. God was winning so Jesus blew off and pushed it towards God's face, Jesus then won.
3-Peter is on steroids and asks Meg to pass him the ketchup she passes it him but accidentally spills some on his shirt Peter punches her and she goes through the window...
Family Guy is a hilarious!!! hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhahahaha

2007-06-13 07:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by free2rhyme 4 · 0 0

Favorite moments:

1. The guys seeing who will hold out puking the longest for the last slice of pie.

2. Stewie beating Brian for the money he's owed.

3. You have AIDS.

2007-06-13 10:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by Grand Poobah 6 · 0 0

1. Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter Griffin: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money

2. Peter Griffin: [in Sunday School with several children during story time] And when you die, you go to a wonderful place called heaven
[children gasp in delight, Peter starts laughing]
Peter Griffin: Nah, I'm just jackin' ya, you'll all rot in the ground.
[children look horrified]

3. [Peter has just taken his first shower after he got all the fat sucked out of him]
Peter Griffin: [looks down] I see you. Eh, eh, eh!

2007-06-13 08:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1. Anytime Quagmire goes, "Giggety"
2. Peter on Wheel of Fortune
3. Peter finding out he has his on orbit

2007-06-13 08:16:30 · answer #8 · answered by MC 3 · 0 0

1.When they were at da prom and brian wuz on stage singing "never gonna give you up" by rick astley

2.When peter and lois were getting married and peters vowels were "milk, milk , lemonade around da coner fudge is made. when he said milk he pointed to her breast.when he said lemonade he pointed to her vagina and when he said fudge he pointed to her butt.

3.When peter and brian were getting into the dukes of hazzard car. Peter slid across the hood of the car and got in. but then brain tried to jump through the window of the passengers sit but the window wuz rolled up and he hit da window and got knocked out.

2007-06-13 07:18:57 · answer #9 · answered by Moneymike 3 · 0 0

Brian to Peter: "If you're gonna pull a party out of your as*, you might want to stand up."

Brian to the guy at the New Yorker: "I see you went to Harvard. I'm an Ivy League man myself." Guy says, "Oh, where'd you go?" Brian says, "Brown." Guy says, "Oh, Brown! My incarcerated ex-business partner's gay retarded niece went there!"

Stewie giving his e-mail address: "Lois must die, all one word, at Yahoo.com."

2007-06-13 14:56:43 · answer #10 · answered by Lea A 5 · 0 0

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