What do you do when you lay your sausage somewhere but can't remember where?

Answer 1

I am not a Sausage kind of gal--thank God---so I never worry about it.

Answer 2

Not this question again man everytime I turn around I have to help some person find there sausage. If it's not where you left it check under your feet your standing on it. Next time treat your sausage with a little respect and it wont try to kill it's self, you forgot to explain why you were eating it and it got scared.

Answer 3

my sausage means alot to me and I try not to leave it anywhere, now there have been nights at the bar that were a little fuzzy and I don't remember what me and my sausage did though.

If I can't remember, then I just move on to the next sausage parking zone.

damn 36 answers in 5 minutes. crazy

Answer 4

Think like a sausage and ask your self, "if i were a sausage where would i be?"

Answer 5

I always protect my sausage with the LoJack System......I keep close tabs of my sausage!

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Answer 6

I just ask Buk, he always knows where the lost sausage is....

Answer 7

walk around naked...that sausage will pop up before long!

Answer 8

Carry the dog around..he can smell people food from a mile away..

Answer 9

my sausages aren't the kind that run away from me...on the contrary....they chase me all over the house, it that ever happends I think i would cry ;((

Answer 10

Short term memory loss..... just wait a few days it'll come back to you or you could try sasuagefinder.com