My wife had left me for someone younger and wealthier than me after several years of marriage... We're still talking but I am really bitter, but she seems to be having a blast. Tonight I am going to have one final dinner with her to discuss a few things and tomorrow morning she leaves for a romantic cruise with her new man... I am determined to get back at her and that is why I am going to put some strong laxative in her food or drink... How much is enough for lets say three days of non-stopping runs?
2007-06-13 05:51:22 · 12 answers · asked by Ronnie 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oh my god that is so great you have to do that. it will teach her not to cheat :)
2007-06-13 05:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by nikie_atkinson 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, gosh! Hey, how about melting down the ex lax and putting it in some frosting to put over cupcakes or something? It would mask the flavor of the ex lax. I don't know an amount that would cause her to go for that long, but I wouldn't recommend it. That might kill her, and I don't think you would want that. Or do you?
2007-06-13 12:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by cinnatigg 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh shut up Barbie (CacRmr) it is innocent, it isnt like he is hurting her. Everyone has heard the two wrongs don't make a right crap.
I would put about a quarter of the bottle in something you know would disguise the taste. I am not too familiar with it though, sorry I can't be much help.
2007-06-13 13:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Putting that much ex lax in someones food may sound funny, but in reality it is dangerous. I did this to my ex, and he was fine, and it was funny- but if his brother would have ate a piece of the brownies it would have killed him because his intestine lining was weak..etc- and this much laxitive ensures some shaving of the stomach lining...Dont do it..your next question may be "How do I get rid of the body...it was an accident I swear" I know you are bitter- but KARMA comes around- it sounds cliche' but dont get revenge, its pointless.
2007-06-13 13:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by Enchanted One 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh SHUT UP KEL!!!!! Atleast "Barbie" is smart enough and mature enough to not give someone a 1/4 of a bottle of freakin ex-lax! But if you think it's so harmless and such a good idea then how about you give me your address and I'll send you some SPECIAL brownies you idiot!!!
2007-06-13 14:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by eiseisbaby07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trust me the best revenge is finding a wonderful woman that knows the meaning of til death do us part!
People like her get theres all on their own. She will find out that she will be replaced very easily! And that's when you want to stop by, looking fabulous and give your SINCERE sympathy, with your new girlfriend of course!
Don't spend your precious time thinking about revenge on her, she's not worth it!
2007-06-13 13:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by mutualmuse2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BAD IDEA - that is mean and could jeopardize her health. I'd sue someone if they did that to me.
Better idea - even if you are bitter... let her think you have moved on too. Show her a picture of you and a gorgeous woman and tell her you are dating... then she will be thinking about what fun you are having while on her cruise.
2007-06-13 12:57:01 · answer #7 · answered by Donna W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is this citruis version that you can get at the drug store and it tastes and looks just like lemon soda. To bottles of that stuff and I think you will get the results you want.
2007-06-13 13:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by snack_daddy10 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i'm you i'll take her to a fantastic dinner and throw at least quater of the lax in her drink and then while she is eating excuse ur self and go puncture her car tyres so she craps her self......wicked
2007-06-13 12:56:38 · answer #9 · answered by JUS 4 FUN 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are a horrible person...didn't you ever hear two wrongs don't make a right? Screwing around with someone's health is worse than what she's done to you!
Excuse me KEL....would you like to have the runs on a plane and on your vacation.....? I didn't think so!!!!
2007-06-13 12:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jellybean had her little bean 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the bottom has dropped out of your world now you want the world to drop out of hers ha ha ha
2007-06-13 15:17:26 · answer #11 · answered by Magster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋