I am a zoo keeper. About a month ago someone threw a plastic bag into the black rhinos area. The rhino ate it and we had to perform rhino plastic surgery. So, please be careful. One of my giraffes has a sore throat, and I am out of throat lozenges.
2007-06-13 07:30:38
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answered by Anonymous
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A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face-lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, "I'll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we'll just tighten the screw a little...and the wrinkles will disappear!" The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, "Go FOR IT!" The surgery was a resounding success, and the woman went home happy. A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of agitation. She pointed to her face and said, "Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the hell did they come from?" The surgeon looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't BAGS under your eyes. Those are your TI TS. And if you keep messing around with that screw...pretty soon you'll have a goatee
2007-06-13 05:00:09
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answered by Ben R 5
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Ask Michael Jackson
2007-06-13 04:57:05
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answered by Parercut Faint 7
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NO! hasn't anyone ever told you? you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you CAN'T pick your friends nose! =P
2016-05-19 01:41:21
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answered by ? 3
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You should pick it, get your friends to help too....a nose picking party!
2007-06-13 04:56:44
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answered by Anonymous
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If they replace it with another have a moving policy for all contents of the previous one.
2007-06-13 05:04:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Bats in the cave? Try a spelunker instead.
2007-06-13 05:12:28
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answered by X 4
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you can pick your friends....you can pick your nose....but, you can not pick your friends nose.....i surely would not let a strange doctor pick mine....it is going to be yours...pick it yourself and ask opinions...multiple ones
2007-06-13 05:01:05
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answered by ? 4
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Better than picking your brain.
2007-06-13 05:14:38
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answered by MomToDavid 5
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you might want to pick or else you will look like Michael Jackson. lol j/k
2007-06-13 04:57:07
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answered by boxmatch 02 3
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