I've come up with a great idea for a new Celebrity reality TV program...
Celebrity Death House
12 Celebrities go into a Big Brother type house and each week nominate who goes up for execution. The public then vote on who will be killed and how. The method of execution would be a link to how they reached their celebrity status for example:
Jamie Oliver - Shaken to death in a giant flavour shaker.
Charlie Dimmock - Decapitated with a spade
David Dickenson - Cooked to death under a sunlamp
Paris Hilton - Imploded in a Vacuum to mimic her vacuous mind.
etc...
Please tell me who you'd put in the clebrity death house and how you think they should be killed.
2007-06-13 03:02:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Reality Television
Ha ha this is a great idea
Jade Goody - Attacked by a herd of vicious pigs
Kerry Katona - Shut in a freezer from local iceland
Jodie Marsh - (sorry i have to use your david dickenson form of death for her) cooked to death under sunlamp
Chantelle from celebrity big brother - strangled by her own hair extenstions
Robbie Williams - battered with a poster of gary barlow
Sorry i cant think of 12!
2007-06-13 11:28:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is quite gruesome!
Jade Goody: beaten to death with a pair of inflatable breasts
Gordon Brown: slapped to death by a fat wet fish.
Rebecca Loos: repeatedly run over by a herd of pigs and cattle until pulverised.
Alan Tichmarsh: covered with compost and dung and slow-burned.
Well that's enough, lol. It's harsh to kill someone just because they deeply annoy you --a good slap/kick would serve just as well; and would have some remedial effect.
2007-06-13 10:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Flaze 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know they are FAR from celebs but i say fill the house with peado's n send in a pack of wolves to rip them up a bit but not kill em, fetch the wolves out then drop a sheet from the ceiling filled with salt to give them more pain. after a few days of them in agony set fire to the house n get rid of em all.
2007-06-14 10:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton - find out what she is allergic too and give her some moisturizer with that ingredient and watch her age instantly to dust.
Rosie O'Donnell - I would make her give all her money to straight couples to pay for their dream weddings and honeymoons. She would spontaneously combust.
That is all that I can think of right now...
2007-06-13 10:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by New England Babe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ooooh, I can feel all the "thumb's down" reigning upon me, but who cares?! Let's do it!!!!
Lindsey Lohan *no brainer here*.....run over by underage drunken driver!
Paris Hilton..smothered by pillow from Motel Six! heh heh Hotel Humor
Angelina Jolie...swallowed by giant pair of collagen enhanced lips!
Brittney Spears......strangled by the snake in her "Slave For You" video
Dr Phill: sat on by morbidly obese couple *remember when he thought he knew anything about weight loss*?
Oprah Winfrey: This is out of The Wizard of Oz, but could a African school she built drop out of the sky and land on her?
Rosie O'Donnell: Eats herself to death like Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
2007-06-13 10:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
MC Hammer, hung by his baggy pants
Pete Doherty (and his missus), blown up in a puff of white powder
2007-06-13 10:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by herbs 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jeremy Clarkson. Squashed by something with a big V8 in it :-)
2007-06-13 10:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by Part Time Cynic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that's a truly brilliant idea but i would have to agree with 'me n hubby".
2007-06-14 16:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by Chick stick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ruby Wax
Killed by massive volume !!!
2007-06-13 10:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by EdinItalia 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaaa... i'd watch that 24/7, it quit everything to watch that. great idea!
2007-06-13 14:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by Marv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋