Mine is the one where the guy went to rob a store, but forgot to cut holes in the paper bag over his head and he just kept falling over & bumping into things.
2007-06-13 02:03:30 · 12 answers · asked by Closed 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Guy was robbing a bank, and the security shudders went down on the bank tellers, and he was trying to get out the door. He thought it locked when the shudders went down. He was crying, "Oh God No!"
He was pulling the door when all he needed to do was push. Instead he sat down and waited on his impending arrest.
2007-06-13 02:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guy is dumb because how you rob a store with a bag on his head with no
holes.
2007-06-13 09:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's pretty dumb. Mine was the guy that tried to rob a store with a squirt gun. He started shooting the attendant with it when he refused to give up the cash.
2007-06-13 09:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by Parercut Faint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is when the peon robbing a liquor store comes through the ceiling & lands on top of a bunch of booze on a shelf, breaking bottles & himself. Then he tries to escape back into the ceiling. He just surrenders eventually. Funny stuff!
2007-06-13 09:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the one where dude goes to rob the store with a plastic bag over his head and passes out
2007-06-13 09:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by kelly w 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that one is hilarious. Mine is the one where he tries to rob a store, but the owner pulls out a machete. Lol.
2007-06-13 09:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by JMA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one where the guy breaks in and is attacked by a dog. He told the owner that the dog just reached out, grabbed him and dragged him into the house through the window...
2007-06-13 09:09:02 · answer #7 · answered by FuriousRain007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one where the guy tried to rob the bank with just his finger. Instead of putting his finger into his pocket or coat to make it look like a gun he was just holding his finger out in the shape of a gun......LOL
2007-06-13 09:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When they guy wasted almost 10 minutes trying to yank a cash register up when it was attached to the counter the guy tried to give him cash but he wanted the whole register.. ha ha he's in jail..lol
2007-06-13 09:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by Giggagirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when the stoner calls the cops because his grass was stolen
2007-06-13 09:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋