Go online, order a set of handcuffs, pepper spray and a taser.
Get someone to use them on you.
Right then, have the person throw you in the back of a Crown Victoria and drive a few miles.
Some prisons/jails will give certain groups of the public a guided tour of their facilities. For me, that was as close as I wanted to get.
The drunk tank reeks of puke and feces no matter how much the officers hose it down.
And the prison just south of here is claustrophobic and there are a large number of sexual offenders. I went on a tour of that prison with a small group of females who are interested in law enforcement careers. Let's just say that the prisoners behind the windows, made gestures with parts of their bodies that we never wanted to see. I became physically ill, just touring the facility.
You need to get your mind on other things.
2007-06-13 12:37:44
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answered by nowyouknow 7
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The handcuffs themslves do not bodily harm or something, and the again of a cruiser is best mildly uncomfortable them being tough plastic and all, however that does not harm both when you consider that they've a distinct field to your handcuffed hands to suit into. The worst aspect is understanding that you just obtained busted and often would possibly not be going house that night time, and even for a whilst. However the worst aspect is while your being transported after you might have been arrested and sentenced, or going backward and forward to trial , where case they positioned handcuffs on, however another way, one give up the opposite in entrance of you, and so they alittle gadget known as "the field" that is almost a gadget that clamps across the backside aspect of the handcuffs and the chain to give up your arms from relocating in any respect and avoid lock deciding on, after which they've a series that they pad lock to the field, wrap it round you (beautiful tight) and lock it as much as the padlock once more, so now your hands can not transfer in any respect. and in case that wasn't ample, they then take the additional chain duration and connect every person to one another, and that entire contraption my pal, could be very painful and uncomfortable, above all on the grounds that you'll be able to be touring like this for a minimum of part an hour, when you consider that your now not going to the neighborhood police station, your going to county prison or jail. But that is no longer even the worst aspect, the aspect that makes it a truly go back and forth the the van they tranport you in, think a consistent passenger van, take out the seats, and then you definately slide on this metal cage that is been welded in combination, with a metal wall taking place the center, on one part there's one wood bench, at the different there's 2, and toward they driving force there's a small bench, additionally walled off, going the opposite path, to position in ladies or juvniles when you consider that they can not journey with the guys. in any case you must climb in that cage with the entire field contraption on, and so they cram you in there as tight as feasible, and also you actually can not transfer an inch. And this van additionally will get sizzling as hell in the summertime.So there you move, the handuffs and cruiser are not anything in comparison to the handuffs with the field and the sardine tin of a van.
2016-09-05 15:06:21
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answered by ? 4
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You might see if there is a Citizen's Academy class you can take where you learn alot of things the officers have to learn. They probably would handcuff you and put you in the back of a cruiser with no problem, I'm sure. Someone there might be glad to accommodate you with the taser as long as you sign a release form but you'd have to see what their policy is on that.
But yeah, the only other way is to go and commit a crime, then get combative with the officers so they taser and handcuff you ~ problem is, you then have a record to follow you around for the rest of your life.
I had a detective friend who handcuffed me one time as a joke ~ those babies are uncomfortable so I have no desire whatever to find out what the taser is all about. I'm just not that curious about that kind of pain since I've had so much pain through health problems/surgeries ...
2007-06-13 00:30:12
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answered by KittyKat 6
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Well buddy, that's not such a smart idea just for self pleasure due to the fact it WILL go on your criminal record and WILL affect job applications and or your current job. However, depending on the seriousness of you crime, you may be able to get away with getting what you want, which is basically going to jail, without much court seriousness, one thing you can do, which will make the judge and cop mad, is speeding, and pleading the fifth ammendment to everything the cop asks and demands, a second thing you can do, is go up to a cop in be rude, which will charge you a day with insubordination, but i highly reccomend you do not commit any of these crimes due to they WILL come up eventually, and if your going to get a job, they will see you as a fool due to the fact you committed such little and stupid felonies that got you into jail for a day or two, maybe a week, i promise you wont like it, and you will regret the selfish feeling of seeing how it feels to be a small time criminal, foolish and regretful is how you will feel i tell you now.
2007-06-12 22:50:35
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answered by Anonymous
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Give up the idea and think of something nice.
I have been handcuffed and put in the back of a Paddy Waggon(steel seats- the most uncomfortable vehicle ever designed) and driven to the Police Station. It is not an experience you would really want. Yes, I do have a Criminal Record for drunk driving.
2007-06-12 22:52:03
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answered by apgbah 2
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Well basically if you wanna be handcuffed go down to your local fetish store and pick up a pair of handcuffs and then go to a ford dealership and ask to sit in the back of a ford crown victoria.
As for being maced you can pick up mace at wal-mart and mace yourself.
2007-06-12 23:01:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Join your local police department. By the time you get thru training you will have been handcuffed, thrown to the ground, sprayed with O.C., given a chance to be Tasered, etc.
You may have a problem getting through the psych. evaluation though.
2007-06-12 22:57:29
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answered by El Scott 7
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You can't
Law enforcement resources are strictly for emergency and crime fighting purposes, not your silly whims
Taxpayers such as myself would NOT approve of funding such whimsical tomfoolery. Cops are supposed to be on patrol and fighting crime, not amusing perverts such as yourself.
2007-06-12 22:46:01
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answered by Anonymous
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U sure U don't have a mental problem?
2007-06-13 00:13:12
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answered by Michael N 6
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you have to be arrested in order to be handcuffed.
2007-06-12 22:51:13
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answered by renamed 6
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