Here's one for you....?

Question

How Dogs and Men Are the Same

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

How Dogs Are Better Than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Oh soapbox, what are we going to do with you.

argin 10, lighten up. Its just a joke.

Answer 1

Honey! Just one Big fact comes to mind. "Dogs f#ck other b!tches!!!" LMFAO!!!

Answer 2

1. I have a king size bed
2. I vacuuum lots
3. So do women
4. same as 3
5. as do all species
6. as do lesbians
7. I have no need I have a dishwasher lol
8. I've known many women to fart more than me hahaha
9. I notice everything
10. hey now that is a female trait
11. where as women are suspicious of everyone
12. I prefer cats to dogs

lol nice try honey but wrong on most counts hahahaha

Answer 3

funny....kinda mean....but partially true...wait till i make one about women

HERE IT IS!!

Why dogs are better than women...


Dogs don't cry

Dogs love it when your friends come over

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo

Dogs think you sing great

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink

Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs

Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name

Dogs are excited by rough play

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair

Anyone can get a good looking dog

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it

Dogs don't shop

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor

Dogs never need to examine the relationship

A dog's parents never visit

Dogs love long car trips

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it

Dogs like beer

Dogs don't hate their bodies

Dogs never criticize

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

Dogs never expect gifts

Dogs don't worry about germs

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives

You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry

Dogs don't borrow your shirts

Dogs never want foot rubs

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk

Dogs can't talk

Dogs seldom outlive you

Answer 4

I like the first part how dogs are the same as man extremely funny but I do not agree with the second halfs dogs aren't better than man they lick each others you know what so dogs aren't better

Answer 5

All so true!
Oh and by the way some ignorant son of a B**** wrote a question responding to this one

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnR.tViVCRDablVlQveoL1rWxQt.?qid=20070612230339AAbePhQ

Answer 6

nice to see your back in the game!!! and i love this one, especially since I'm single by choice and have a dog, lol

Answer 7

Now now honey you're not supposed to tell our little secrets to the whole world, we'll never get a girlfriend now. Exceptional us is your usual standard.. LMIAOSFHISMS

Answer 8

bow wow
Yes we are like dogs in someways but, let's see how many women are like cat?
My list is long so I'm will sent you the list in another email

Answer 9

Thanks hun, I spent ages deliberating on whether I shoulget a dog or a bf a do or a bf a dog or a bf a dog or a bf a dog or a bf a dog or a bf..... U can probably tell that my mind wasn't made up...................................................... and then you came along!!!!!!!! LOL
P.S. Tink I should get a Siberian husky or Alsation?????
LOL
>;o)

Answer 10

Why do you think dogs are a man's best friend?