2007-06-12 18:41:22 · 17 answers · asked by kittie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two muffins are in a 350 degree oven. One of them says "whew! It sure is hot in here!"
And the other one goes "Holy $***!! A talking muffin!!"
2007-06-12 18:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
If that muffin joke didn't make you laugh (I know i did) then I don't know what will, but I'll give it a try. This is one of my favorite blonde jokes of all time.
A blonde was driving down the road and saw a burnette jumping on and off a traintrack saying 'twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty'. Well that looks like fun, she thought. She got out next to the burnette and started jumping back and forth with her saying 'twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty'. When a train came the burnette took two jumps back so that she was still jumping back and forth but she was no longer in any danger. The blonde kept on jumping in the same spot and got hit by the train. After the train passed the burnette moved back to her original position and started jumping on and off the tracks saying 'twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one'. A blonde was driving by and saw this and thought 'Well that looks like fun'......
2007-06-13 02:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by ~*Jackie*~ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is not a joke but is interesting.
The Images of Mother
4 YEARS OF AGE My Mommy can do anything!
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8 YEARS OF AGE My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
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12 YEARS OF AGE My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
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14 YEARS OF AGE Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
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16 YEARS OF AGE Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
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18 YEARS OF AGE That old woman? She's way out of date!
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25 YEARS OF AGE Well, she might know a little bit about it.
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35 YEARS OF AGE Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
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45 YEARS OF AGE Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
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65 YEARS OF AGE Wish I could talk it over with Mom.....
2007-06-13 13:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a magician on the boat and the captain has a parrot that gives away all the magicians tricks on dissapearing so one day the magician tries to shoot the bird misses hits a propane tank and the ship blows up. then the magician and the parrot are floating on a piece of wood and the bird goes o.k. where the hells the boat
for the dumb ones the bird thinks the magician made the boat dissapear
2007-06-13 02:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
O.K. my friend told me this one. Two little girls were in a pool and one of them says "Whoa! Check this out. I can make bubbles without my mouth, hands, or moving around!" Kind of weird but I thought it was funny. But then again I think everything is funny!
2007-06-13 18:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes are standing on either side of a railroad. One says to the other "How do I get to the other side?" And the other says "You are on the other side!"
2007-06-13 01:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by Doc 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are the most beautiful mistake your parents ever made.
2007-06-13 04:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 catholic priests are on a ship with a 100 little boys. The ship begins to sink.
The first priest said,"oh my god the ship is sinking, get all the children into the lifeboats."
The second priest said,"screw the children."
The third priest said,"do we have time?"
2007-06-13 01:53:35 · answer #8 · answered by Metal 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
My son came home from kindergarten several years ago with this one.
"What smells like carrots, but is invisible?"
Bunny farts!
Always makes me smile.
2007-06-13 01:48:25 · answer #9 · answered by snap d 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Two guys walk into a bar, and the third one DUCKS!
2007-06-13 02:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥@r!@n@♥ 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋