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2007-06-12 18:17:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?
A piece of @ss that brings tears to your eyes!
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2007-06-12 18:21:10 · answer #1 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
How 'bout, "God says it is man and gal, Or else you obviously land in hell" Has a distinct ring to it, I suppose... If I think to the depths of my soul that the sandwich you're having fun with such a lot is honestly laced with arsenic, will have to I inform you? Or will have to I exhibit my "love and knowledge" by way of enabling you to revel in your sandwich, not ever telling you that the filling you're retaining in a jar within the refrigerator is toxic... Of direction, if I hold silent, you are going to die, mainly really painfully. But if I inform you, you are going to need to quit your yummy sandwich unfold. Now, me, I could alternatively have any one exhibit me their "love and knowledge" by way of telling me to do away with the toxic junk, do not consume it any further, it's killing me. It would make me unhappy to quit my vice (I fairly LOVE that sandwich stuff)...however I can continuously discover anything else to provide me satisfaction. At least, if I have the knowledge, I could make an expert option. If I pick to consume the stuff anyways, then it's my possess fault whilst the stomach cramps start to hit... God bless you!
2016-09-05 14:53:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross Donald Duck, Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson!? You getta quacker, a slacker and a whacker! =<)
2007-06-12 18:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by Sir Grandmaster Adler von Chase 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris and Oprah?
A shooting star!!!
hehehe...
2007-06-13 17:17:31 · answer #4 · answered by Zealotta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many illegals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to screw it in and the other to get pissed when he realizes it work..
2007-06-12 18:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋