2007-06-12 17:49:33 · 7 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Try dogma.
If that doesn't work, try Snausage.
2007-06-12 17:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by pasdeberet 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
For some reason, my dog managed to pull my bible off the bookshelf and pee on it. I guess he has a grasp on the basics of Christianity.
God must be vengeful as Archie got hit by a car tonight.
How about instead of spreading the Gospel to your Dog, you let him educate you on the wonders of the religion of dogs. All hail the mighty kibble god. Lord amongst lords (unless steak is on the menu).
2007-06-13 07:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him a Passion of the Christ chew toy - they look just like our Lord and Savior! (Not recommended for children under 3.) When your dog bites into it, a red liquid with a taste reminiscent of a Honey Baked Ham comes gushing out, so that would be a great time to have your dog washed in the blood of the ham.
2007-06-13 01:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by jimbob 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think your dog is lucky to get a college edjumakashun.
Have it eat: kibble, chick tracts and rubber bands. Then when it poops, you can just FLING a chick tract to a neighbor.
Praises!
2007-06-13 00:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wrap the gospel around a bone and tell him to sit and obey.
2007-06-13 01:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mix Bible pages into his food. That might work.
2007-06-13 00:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that is one of dog's better qualities.
2007-06-13 13:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋