A women gets a guy to go to her house to fix the dishwasher.
She can't stay,leaves key under mat.says to bill her and she will send him a check.She says "I have a large Doberman
but,don't worry about him just whatever you do don't speak to the parrot".He says fine.He shows up opens door see's a
very mean ,large doberman,doberman checks him out intencely,he also see's the parrot he starts working ,the parrot curses,squawk's very loud,parrot keeps going the guys has enough he says "Shut up you stupid bird !" parrot says "GET HIM SPIKE!"
2007-06-12 17:25:27 · 10 answers · asked by thresher 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahha....ok then
2007-06-12 17:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by ɱýšƗȉɋǔȇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one before.......but check this out:
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?"
"I just saw one of your garters!"
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"I just saw both of your garters!"
Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.
"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"
2007-06-12 17:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by Yisi 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That man is such a blonde
2007-06-12 17:28:31 · answer #3 · answered by b_ri_an_na 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yes! i love this. when ppl dont follow what ppl has forewarned them. too bad! so sad. but i am laughing at him! hahahah!
thanks!
2007-06-12 20:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww haha thats cute!
2007-06-12 17:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by MeganElizabeth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL thats funny^^
2007-06-12 17:27:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny. did u make it up?
2007-06-12 17:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2007-06-12 17:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol : ) made me smile
2007-06-12 17:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is old.
2007-06-12 17:27:37 · answer #10 · answered by Ťango 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋