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2007-06-12 16:20:26 · 22 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

It's a date, ZER0 C00L! Lol!!

2007-06-12 16:26:37 · update #1

22 answers

Yeah.... but if you take ME, I'll make it worth your while!

*eyebrow waggle*

Hehehe

Let's just hope we're raptured AFTER I get over my cold. I wouldn't want you to catch my cold cooties.

Woo hoo!! *grooves* This is like knowing you have a date for the prom and not having to worry about it. Sweet!

2007-06-12 16:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3 2

If you have to ask, you may not be heading to the rapture, and if you are young and don't really know, ONLY if the DATE is a Born again, Believing Christian. It really isn't a laughing matter. So be careful of whom you date, know where they stand and what they believe in. It doesn't use the word "RAPTURE" in the Bible, but it does mention that Jesus will come in a cloud and all those who believed yet they are dead will rise to be with HIM, in the clouds. If we are still alive we go next! So keep looking up! Get right with GOD and God Bless!

2007-06-12 23:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by Nat in Nixa 1 · 0 0

Why do you ask such silly questions? You should be preparing yourself by accepting Christ and living according to His word instead of making fun. It is a very serious event so wake up and get right with God NOW!!!

2007-06-12 23:27:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you have to ask, you may not be getting raptured. I hope you and your date will be there. Better check with Jesus before it's too late.

2007-06-12 23:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You don't wanna bring a date! You'll be entirely sick and tired of this person before spending even half of your eternity with them......I say go stag and play the spiritual field.

2007-06-12 23:28:15 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 3 · 1 0

how much fun could a rapture possibly be without a date - I am thinking to bring my cat with me as well!

2007-06-12 23:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by slaveof12gods 5 · 1 0

I personally think I would be to busy worshiping God to worry about bringing a date.

2007-06-12 23:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

According to the scriptures on this "IDEA" not found in the bible, those who are taken are destroyed.
The peaceful who love God remain on a cleansed earth.

2007-06-12 23:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by Wisdom 6 · 1 0

Why do you want to get Raptured away? We're going to have the place to ourselves!!!

2007-06-12 23:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by Elphaba 3 · 2 0

Afraid not you are the bride on your way to the wedding....who takes a date to thier own wedding.

2007-06-12 23:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by † H20andspirit 5 · 1 0

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