Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in th cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take her panties and use them.
Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned to the other husband and said, "These girls nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
2007-06-12 16:15:55 · 10 answers · asked by jsilverman645 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
JAJAJAJAJA I LIKE THIS JOKE!!!!!!!
2007-06-12 16:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by ana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-06-12 23:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by Annissa S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny !
2007-06-13 05:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!! thats hilarious!!! good 1
2007-06-12 23:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by shelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!! HA HA HILARIUSSS!!! HARDY HAR HAR... cough cough.. need halls
2007-06-12 23:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha thats great!! LOL
2007-06-12 23:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it.
2007-06-12 23:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by sweetgrnapple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-12 23:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. that was cute.
2007-06-12 23:24:48 · answer #9 · answered by dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the chuckle.
2007-06-12 23:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by jsardi56 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋