Or what is the funniest you have seen on You Tube?
2007-06-12 15:39:19 · 7 answers · asked by Sammy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Blues
Aww, cheer up babe. That guy in front of me was a jerk.
Anyways... hmm... I know a joke I heard off comedy central.
So, there's this Jewish boy who attended a Jewish school. He did poorly in his classes, so his parents decided to make a drastic change and send him to a Catholic school. He made incredible improvements in his grades and whenever his parents asked him why, he responded, "well, i knew they weren't kidding about being serious in discipline. I saw that picture of that kid they hung on the cross for not doing his homework..."
Evidently, the poor boy hadn't seen a crucifix before. He thought that's what Catholics did to boys that were bad in school. lol :)
I thought it was cute.
Oh well. Hope it makes you smile at least! :)
2007-06-12 16:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhSOc37NxE
I found this video funny, Just a warning though, it has mildy cussing and a bit of crude humor.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that **** up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh man, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!"
I thought this was funny. Some one sent it to me when I was down. It really changes the way you think of Scissors Paper Stone.
If none of this worked watch any Weird Al Yankovick Videos on youtube. He always has something funny to say.
2007-06-12 23:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by Still Doll << 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is probably the funniest thing I've seen on YouTube (not that I really spend much time there) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__DrJI7mTHQ Should be good for at least a laugh or two:)
/EJ
2007-06-12 23:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the guys dancing on exercise equipment. Sign up for a joke to be mailed to you daily. Exercise is good for the blues.
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2007-06-12 23:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by lcmcpa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
2007-06-12 23:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by Wilona 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, go on youtube and type in Chad Vader, that should work.
2007-06-12 23:22:13 · answer #6 · answered by maze_wanderer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there once was a man from nantucket whos dick was so long he could suck it. as he said with a grin as he whiped off his chin if my ear was a **** i could **** it!
2007-06-12 23:02:08 · answer #7 · answered by miles a 1 · 0⤊ 6⤋