"Go laundry GO!"
Did you know most of those people aren't from where you live?
"I don't care. Yay! Go team go!"
Do you feel silly dressing like a five year old and wearing pancake makeup?
"Don't be a meanie! Go team go! yay. score that thing! yay!"
Did you know you don't make 2% of what they make and they mock you endlessly?
"That quarterback loves me! He was nice to me at that book signing! yay team!"
It's sick! You have this crew in Denmark doing there bit with bananas, trying to lead good men into a life of sin and videotaping which gets on the internet. Now you have this team running up and down the court, and you care more about them than your own son!
"Sorry about your herpes Billy, and I know you are alternative, but I have to go watch Texas score that basket now!"
2007-06-12 14:22:56 · 7 answers · asked by Creepy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If I were Jesus, I would have left a long time ago
2007-06-12 14:23:15 · update #1
The details concerning my third marriage are my business and mine alone, thank you very much.
2007-06-12 14:28:11 · update #2
"Go laundry GO"
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2007-06-12 14:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by Robot Devil 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know about the banana abuse in Denmark. I am going to start a Save the Banana From Danish Bottoms Foundation RIGHT NOW! It is sick! Sick and Twisted. It is a Twister game of perversion and canola oil.
Canola oil give you herpes.
2007-06-12 21:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by yarn whore 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Football Fans vs. Nuns"
There were these three guys at a football game and it just so happened that they were sitting behind three nuns. They couldn't see really well over their habits, so one of the guys says, "Man, I wish I lived in Ohio, there are only 25 Catholics there."
One of the other guys says, "Well, I wish I lived in Idaho because there are only 20 Catholics there."
Then the last guy says, "Well, I wish I lived in Oregon there are only 15 Catholics there."
Then one of the nuns turns around and says, "Why don't you go to hell - there are no Catholics there!"
2007-06-12 21:29:57 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
*puts a banana in and out of mouth*
Okay, I'm going to call Denmark now Colson. ;)
2007-06-12 21:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love sports!
2007-06-12 22:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by socmum16 ♪ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its the same with people and there bible they do the same thing
2007-06-12 21:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by pickle_40oz 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yep, I do like you!!!!! Thanks for the chuckle.
I admit it, I worship Manu. He is soooooo cute.
2007-06-12 21:28:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋