whats the most bad *** drink?

Question

with crazy ingredients

Answer 1

Like Bad *** in the fact that it will "put hair on your chest" "nobody else drinks it" "dude, that sucks" or "dude, this will make you puke"?

If it is then go with these:

Prarie Fire on Acid (shot):

Fill shot glass 3/4 of the way with Tequila (cheaper the better), Drop about 7-15 drops of Tobasco or your favorite hot sauce in it. Fill the glass with Bacardi 151 (or any 151 proof rum). Light the shot on fire. (please remember to blow the fire out before taking the shot).

Three Wise Men and a Dirty Mexican (shot): Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Jose, and Johnny Walker mixed in a shot.


Now if you are talking about bad *** like "I am the coolest mofo in this bar" then just listen to the Dude, and drink a White Russian.

White Russian: Equal parts Vodka and Kaulha (or any Coffee Liqueur). Fill glass with Cream, Half and Half, or Milk.

Or if you are going for "I am going to order the most Badass drink even the bartender won't know how to make it." Go with:

Perfect Manhattan, Neat, Cherry and Lime.

2 oz. Whiskey
1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
dash of bitters
Chill
Stir
No Ice in glass
One Lime
One Cherry
Drink.

Now if you are going with just CRAZY ingridents and CRAZY name go with:

Long Sloe Comfortable Fuzzy Screw Against the Wall with Satin Pillows the Hard Way

Fill glass with Ice.
1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Sloe Gin
1/2 oz. SoCo
1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
Fill with Orange Juice
Shake
Top with 1/2 oz. Galliano
Dash of Frangelico
Dash of Whiskey


Now go be a badass.

Answer 2

Nuclear Warhead - Bac. 151, Wild Turkey, Tabasco

Green Beret - Bac. 151, Cuervo, Creme de Menthe

TGV - Jose Cuervo, Beefeater, Grey Goose

Flaming Absinthe - 150 proof absinthe, fire

Mata ("Kill" in Spanish) - Stroh 80 (160 proof), Orujo 100 (100 proof), Tabasco

Hair of the Dog Dave - 29% a.b.v. English Barleywine
Dogfish Head 120-Minute IPA - 21% a.b.v. India Pale Ale

Answer 3

Well, I was rapped, but that's not really one for laughs, but it is definitely the worst drunk experience ever. Another bad one, being carried away in an ambulance. I had alcohol poisoning because I drank too much and had to have my tummy pumped, wasn't fun at all, not that I remember what happened except waking up in the hospital. One more would be getting in a car accident, I wasn't driving but our driver had been drinking, thankfully no one was killed but everyone ended up in the hospital. I had like three of my ribs broken, it defintly wasn't too much fun. Now some for laughs... I stripped down to nothing and started dancing on the bar in my house naked, they were like 40 people in the room, I don't remember this at all. I wash skinny dipping in my friends pool with about 10 other people and I ended up hooking up with these two really annoying guys who were really bad at hooking up. My grandma was visiting and staying at my house; I came home at 5 in the morning supper drunk. I ended up throwing up in the formal living room (the furniture is SUPPER expensive in there and we never use it) and in my sleep so my grandma sat in my room all night making sure I didn't throw up again in my sleep and choke and die. It was hell the next morning listen to her lecture me with a huge hang over. I ended up sleeping with one of my best friends ex boyfriends the week they broke up, they had been going out for almost a year, I don't remember this at all. I woke up in some 24 hours a day diner having no clue where the hell i was all alone, I was ilike and hour out of town. Till this day no one has a clue of how I got there. I was at a party and I asked some random guy to video tape me and this one guy having sex, thankfully I am the only one who has this tape. That's just a few, I could probably keep going for days, but I won't.

Answer 4

Deifinately an old AUSSIE favourite, the CHOCOLATE SOLDIER.

Triple shot Rum (Bundaberg if you can get it), triple shot Kahlua topped up with milk in a Schooner glass (525ml -20oz). this is great as a 'tweener' when drinking beer with mates.

CHEERS

Answer 5

A Dead Mexican Goat. Tequila and Milk in a shot glass. When you tip it to drink it it curdles in your mouth.. like cottage cheese..totally bad!!!!!

Answer 6

Yukon Fucough.

When a big, thug-looking bartender walks up to you and asks what you want, you just reply, "Yukon Fucough!"


THat's pretty badd ***....

Answer 7

well , if you want to make a STRONG drink, buy some everclear. its almost 100% alcohol!

Answer 8

Metho.

But I wouldn't recommend it unless you are homeless......

Answer 9

four horsemen: jim, jack, johnny, jose

Answer 10

I THINK COORS LIGHT IS VERY NAASSTTYY