A Blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
He tells her, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the Blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Blonde nods and answers, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asks the doctor.
"No", replied the Blonde, "From skipping".
2007-06-12 13:23:55 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!! HAHAHAH That was by far, the FUNNIEST joke I've EVER heard!!! THNX FOR THE LAUGH!
2007-06-12 13:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats impressive...humorous....superstar...heres my favs...desire u like those 2 blonde ladies drove to Disneyland.They said a demonstration that stated "Disneyland Left" so as that they went left and went again abode. they got here upon 2 blonde ladies frozen to lack of existence of their automobile on the rigidity-in action picture theatre. They went to work out "Closed For The wintry climate". Did you listen about the blonde that replaced into fired on the M&M company? They stuck her throwing away each and every of the W'S. why cant blonds make koolaid they cant get 8 cups water contained in the koolaid packet
2016-11-23 15:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Yes, indeedy! That's Blonde! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great weekend, Sangy.
2007-06-15 01:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..wow..i love your jokes.i see you are joking on those funny blondes again.well,dont ever stop.keep them coming.as my appreciation,i will give you my star.
by the way,do you know how i can become your fan?
please help me!!!
thanks for the laugh again.
2007-06-12 21:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-06-12 14:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol thats funny
2007-06-16 14:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-06-18 11:48:29 · answer #7 · answered by chelley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and clean I like it!!!
Thank you!!
-mel
2007-06-12 13:42:29 · answer #8 · answered by Married and loving it!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha,ha,ha you nit wit !
2007-06-18 03:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by margaret moon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaa!! and it also proves that exersize works better than not eating!
2007-06-17 09:32:11 · answer #10 · answered by lauraloo<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋