I need a sure-fire spell that will cause Laptop Jesus to have at least 1, but preferably 2 or more, teenaged houseguests for the entire length of the summer. No hooey, please; I need one that WORKS!!
Thanks in advance!
2007-06-12 12:08:36 · 15 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
((Kallan))
2007-06-12 12:24:16 · update #1
LMAO - There is a god!
We are hosting a boy from Italy named Marco. This is my third summer in a row where I've got someone staying. Before that it was China and then Japan.
Marco's mom wrote earlier in the week and she and the hubby are going to join him at the end of his stay with us.
And to answer your question, I don't know HOW they find me, but they do and I can never say no. But Marco will only be here for 3 weeks, so it should be fun.
Besides, he's not MINE so no eye-rolling snarky comebacks. He can't hate me after 3 weeks can he? CAN HE????
2007-06-12 12:31:16 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My house is so quiet I'd be happy to have a few teenage houseguests. My kids have no one to hang with. If you find a spell that works, use it on me. My sons will thank you.
2007-06-12 19:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I believe in harm none. Please remember what you send out into the world comes back three fold would you really want 6 teenagers at your house? Why not just write your own spell that this person will be surrounded by youthful enthusiasm, or get in touch with their inner child.
2007-06-12 19:31:46 · answer #3 · answered by Lil'witch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You dont need a spell honey. Just mail her some beer and condoms and the kids will come running.
2007-06-12 19:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Write your own. Those are the ones that work the best. Then prepare yourself for the consequenses. Everything you send out comes back three fold of what you sent it out as.
2007-06-12 19:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go outside and swing a potted plant around your head while screaming like a chicken and calling yourself a schmo
It works every time.
2007-06-12 19:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do you know one that would give me a couple of female house guests in their early 20's??
Just kiddin'. :->
2007-06-12 19:12:05 · answer #7 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beleive you will receive
2007-06-12 19:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Jesus..
Please forgive me for my foolishness
Amen
2007-06-12 19:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
that is so mean.
who would want two teenage house guests,
that is just wicked!!
2007-06-12 19:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋