Customer to landlord "Gimme a whisky in one glass and a soda in another glass" The customer threw the soda into the air, swallowed the whisky and opened his mouth, catching the tonic as it came down. "Amazing" said the landlord. "Not really. Every physical movement comes so gracefully and easily to me that I have to make things as hard as possible just to keep interested" The landlord thought for a moment and then asked "How about, y'know, sex?" "Oh- Standing up in a hammock."
2007-06-12 11:38:59 · 12 answers · asked by Harriet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
worth more then a grin!
worth a star
nice one
2007-06-12 11:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this one stand up comedian who said that also. Not the whole joke, but the line at the end. He was hitting on a lady in the first row, he said something like "you are so hot baby, I want you in the worst way....which is standing up in a hammock. You can see the people in the audience pulling out their calculators, like 'yeah, yeah, you'll get hurt doing that'."
2007-06-12 11:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by ooorah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-12 14:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or upside down against a wall?
2007-06-12 11:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
definately worth a grin!!
loved it.
xxx
2007-06-12 20:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a smile.
2007-06-12 11:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2007-06-12 11:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o yes great
2007-06-12 22:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow and wierd at the same time , how cool!
2007-06-12 11:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by nocateman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny, but sort like....not boreing either
2007-06-12 11:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by theca_va 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋