2007-06-12 11:35:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
we all that is oops
2007-06-12 11:35:41 · update #1
ps Jimbo just messin with ya. Go ahead and slap me on the hiney!!
2007-06-12 11:38:17 · update #2
It would work - but it wouldnt be God answering, just like it never is...
See, if you pray long enough for God to get Jim laid, the prayers will soften your heart. And, eventualy, you will succcumb and lay Jim yourself - thus making the prayer "answered." Self-fulfilled, like all prayers are.
But Im sure the thought of that disgusts you so much, you shall not pray for it now!
2007-06-12 11:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Our Father, who art (or maybe aren't) in Heaven (if such a place exists), hallowd be thy name (maybe).
Thy kingdom come (if it really is yours),
Thy will be done (or will it?) in Earth (Midgarde, as some of would prefer to call it) as it is in Heaven (Mag Mell).
Give us this day (or night, for those of us that sleep in) our daily (nightly, see above) bread (except for those of us that are on the Atkins diet--we'll have beef jerky),
And forgive us our sins (even if there is no such thing), as we forgive those who have sinned against us (which is pretty well everyone--screw 'em, they're going to Hell anyways!),
And lead us not into temptation (or, rather, opportunity),
But deliver us from evil (with shipping and handling free, of course).
For thine is the kingdom (or maybe it's queendom), and the power (or lack there of), and the glory (misplaced, of course) forever (or at least until 2012, when its all over anyways).
Amen
(A-women)
BTW,
Please let Jimbo get laid. They prayer for sex question has been asked twice in R&S in the last 10 minutes, and we'd all--even the atheists--would rejoice if it would end...
2007-06-12 18:44:00 · answer #2 · answered by Celtic 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe we could take up a collection and send him a gift certificate for it instead.
2007-06-12 18:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by U-98 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pray for me to get laid. I know it won't work but I still need to get laid....bad.
2007-06-12 18:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I pity the girl.
2007-06-12 18:44:25 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... now who's cheeky?
2007-06-12 18:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
did yall start happy hour without me??
2007-06-12 18:40:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'll lay him.
2007-06-12 18:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol! If ever a man needed it......
2007-06-12 18:38:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-06-12 18:39:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋