A guy walks into a pub with an Vulture and a Cat. He buys 3 pints and they drink them. The Vulture then buys 3 pints and they drink those. This goes on all night, the cat doesn't pay for a single drink. One of the pub regulars is curious and says to the guy 'How come that cat is't buying a round'. The guy says 'Its a long story, see, the other night i was on my way home and spotted this old lamp in the gutter and gave it a kick. This Genie popped out and granted me 1 wish only'. 'What did you wish for' asks the pub regular. The guy says 'A nice big bird with a tight pus sy'.
2007-06-12 11:28:40 · 12 answers · asked by Gray 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMMFAO!!!
*LAURA*
2007-06-12 11:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by curious person... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." So, finally, the
psychiatrist, at his wits ends, refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. Soon he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and just like that, he gets an erection!
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
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2007-06-12 11:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think an ostrich would be better as it could give you a lift home.
Plus how did you know the ***** was tight? It might just have been broke, unless of course you tried it!
2007-06-12 11:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at 6:30!!! well at least here its 6:30. how old r u, 5??
2007-06-12 11:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
always make sure you want what you wish for
night night i'm away to bed also
it's 11;37pm & i'm officially knacked
2007-06-12 11:38:16 · answer #5 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank you Mr/Ms Gray
2007-06-12 11:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clap clap!!!!
brilliant.
xxx
2007-06-12 21:02:22 · answer #7 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its only 3:32 P.M. where i live!!!!
damn.
2007-06-12 11:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hay
2007-06-12 22:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2007-06-12 12:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋