Mr. Hamilton, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smyth, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions”. Miss Smyth gasped, then said freezing, "Mr. Hamilton, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down red-faced. Unperturbed, Mr. Hamilton called on Miss Johnston and asked the same question. Miss Johnston, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light”. "Correct," said Mr. Hamilton. “ And now, Miss Smyth, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
2007-06-12 11:14:54 · 20 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." So, finally, the
psychiatrist, at his wits ends, refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. Soon he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and just like that, he gets an erection!
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
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2007-06-12 11:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will I thought stomach so would agree that young Miss Smyth has a dirty mind!
2007-06-12 11:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL =================>
I liked the third advice given by the instructor. Very practical.
A star for the professor.
2007-06-12 11:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does increase thrice the size normally
2007-06-13 04:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by Dr.Gagan Saini 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a StAr
2007-06-12 13:15:09 · answer #5 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but Goodie! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-06-15 02:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-12 11:19:02 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yes. she sure will be disappointed. cos i doubt she can find a guy's member who can expand 6times! haha =x
2007-06-12 15:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
that is really funny
thanks for the star here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-12 11:21:46 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
six times its normal size, SIX TIMES!
2007-06-16 11:49:46 · answer #10 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋