what orifice was the watermelon or the pineapple designed for??
Yeah, I know, the banana thing is getting old but I couldn't help myself.
2007-06-12 11:03:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow...apparently Orchid needs a nap....
2007-06-12 11:11:22 · update #1
It was intelligently designed by humans.. the wild banana looks nothing like the one we eat today.. we've cultivated it to be that way.. Kirk and Ray are just idiots.
Watermelons and pineapples were designed for those who are intelligent enough to believe that we evolved and can use tools to open them ;)
2007-06-12 11:11:03 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One thing I know about bananas - they don't have a lot of charm, but they do have appeal (a peel?).
God gave man the ability to design, construct and use knives so we can enjoy a watermelon or a pineapple.
2007-06-12 11:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by TroothBTold 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think?
Watermelons are very delish on a hot summers day! You haven't fully enjoyed them if you haven't had the juice run down your chin! And the red color! Wow! The seeds are perfect to munch on, or for a little game of target practice with your friends!
The Pineapple, it is wonderful to cut mucus when you have a cold, along with having a wonderful supply of Vit. C. etc. I should think they were meant to "taste and see that the ........is good."
2007-06-12 11:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by Blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So they are saying the banana was cultivated to have just the right curve to hit the prostate in just the right way to make squirrels fly!
Thank Squirrel for who ever designed them!
Always smell banana's before you buy them, I may work there!
2007-06-12 11:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by Silent watcher of fools 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're still using a banana? Try a watermelon
2016-05-18 21:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by danna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The watermelon and pineapple are obviously not 'designed' for human consumption and should be avoided at the risk of hellfire.
2007-06-12 11:07:54 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Newton's I.D.'d apple must have been compact and small enough to fit most orifi..
By the way...,those 'Intelligent falling' crazies aren't kidding. Gravity is only a theory. Right. Like Air and Water.
2007-06-12 11:13:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
food for thought the banana peel can reduce the swelling of a mosquita bite and the pineapple thing was best handled by Paris Hilton on South Park
2007-06-12 11:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The cultivated banana, you know, the fruit you're familiar with, was actually cultivated.
How about coconuts?
2007-06-12 11:11:34 · answer #9 · answered by eldad9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if the cow was intelligently designed for human consumption, shouldn't we not cook it or cut it and just eat it whole?
2007-06-12 11:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by eV 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋