HER STORY:
He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar to meet him. I thought it might have been because I was a bit late. He didn't say anything much about it. He seemed silent, distracted and his only eye contact seemed judgmental. I decided maybe I should never wear that dress again. Well, maybe it was the color. Maybe I should never wear this color again either. The conversation was so slow going so I thought maybe we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. He didn't really seem to agree, but we went off to this quiet, little restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up, be witty, and tell cute stories, but I start to wonder whether it's me or something else. He doesn't smile much, so I ask him, but he says no. But you know I'm not really sure. I wonder and then I think about the 5 pounds I gained this past month. I bet he thinks I'm a fat hog now. Anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me, but doesn't squeeze. I don't know what the hell this all means or what I should think because you know he doesn't say it back or do anything. We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me. So I try to ask him about it, but he just switches on the TV. Reluctantly, I say I'm going to sleep. Then, after about 10 minutes or so, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seems really, really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave. I roll over and sniffle a little real quietly. He snores. I don’t know, I just don't know, what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else?
HIS STORY:
Hard day at work. Really tired. Got laid though.
2007-06-12 10:56:04 · 13 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HIS and HERS Road Trip
HERS:
Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window
asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air
Pulls up to a 7 -11
Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
Gets back into car.
Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
Almost hits a deer
Curses the night
Curses you
Curses the large slurpee
Drives and fiddles with radio.
Yells at you for suggesting the map again
Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
He hates your sister.
Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
He had to look up pernicious.
Couldn't find a dictionary.
Finally found a dictionary
Couldn't spell pernicious.
Seethes at the memory of it all
But she is laughing inside...
And of course you're still lost.
2007-06-12 11:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Trust him don't think negatively . If he had sex with U this means that he tried to relieved himself from the hard days work. (Believe me)
2007-06-17 07:11:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ismat Razvi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.....this is so true.. i always do this....and sometimes its the other way around....and once we finaly talk the story goes like this...lol good one 10/10....ill admity i over analize sp?everything that my bf does....but he doesnt the same thing
2007-06-12 11:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Sad but true! 10!
2007-06-12 11:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good One LOL
I present you a star
2007-06-12 11:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats was funny
2007-06-17 13:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a long story.
2007-06-12 11:03:41 · answer #7 · answered by ms. baby blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-06-12 11:02:08 · answer #8 · answered by stoned philosopher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-06-15 02:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, its true thats why its funny!
2007-06-12 11:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by mkb2000bkm 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋