Two old ladies were outside their nursing home enjoying a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. The other lady said ’What’s that?’
‘It’s a condom, it stops my cigarette from getting wet. You can get them at any chemist. Replied the first lady. The next day the other lady hobbles to the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist looks at her strangely ( she is, after all, well over eighty years old) but politely asks what brand she prefers. The lady replied ‘ It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.’ The pharmacist fainted.
2007-06-12 10:54:08 · 13 answers · asked by jellybean 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. It's an Oldie, but Funny!
Have a great day!
2007-06-15 02:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
oh my...didnt that lady know what a condome was when she was young?!
poor guy,,,i wonder what she was thinking when he fainted
that was a good one so you got a star
2007-06-12 11:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Heard it before but still and always will be funny
I give you a star
2007-06-12 11:02:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-12 11:20:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a different version of this, but it is still funny
2007-06-12 10:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!
you just made my day
that is SSSSOOOO FUNNY
i loved it
here have a star, enjoy, 10/10
keep em comin
2007-06-12 11:12:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked that one!
2007-06-16 10:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by Gipper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's new for me , I liked it a lot.
2007-06-12 13:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww. hahahha. funny
2007-06-12 11:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one
here's your star
2007-06-12 10:57:21 · answer #10 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋