A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.
The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink.
“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.
“I am taking a degree in Religious Education”, he replies.
“Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?”
“I will study,” the young man replies and “God will provide for us.”
“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?”
“I will concentrate on studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.”
“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”
“Don’t worry sir, God will provide,” replies the fiancé.
The conversation proceeds like this and each time the father questions the young idealist he insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, honey?”
The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is, he thinks I’m God.”
2007-06-12 10:51:56 · 8 answers · asked by jellybean 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go ahead and post it as much as you like
here's another star
2007-06-12 10:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10.
2007-06-12 17:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know what these people are talking about..i thoguht it was drop dead hilariouse! just like your last joke
hehehehe
i never heard it before.
im gonna use that one for family night tonight
star
2007-06-12 18:34:10 · answer #3 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't heard that one. very funny. Have a star.
2007-06-12 17:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop posting this joke over and over. Its not funny.
2007-06-12 17:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by mkb2000bkm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhaha! I like it
2007-06-12 17:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! That's funny! it's cute too! :D
2007-06-12 18:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by 嗨! 안녕! =) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, that wuz pretty funny
2007-06-12 17:59:29 · answer #8 · answered by Viral-Cranium 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋