2007-06-12 10:22:29 · 19 answers · asked by The Church Lady 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did you know that when Santa Claus decides to bring you a lump of coal, it's too late to be good.
2007-06-12 10:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Adam G 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
You mean the god of a Bronze Age tribe of murdering desert nomads? Well, you see, this is the 21st century, and your invisible god and I made a deal: he does not bother me with his Bronze Age problems and I do not bother him with my 21st century programs. By the way, what the heck's an "atheismist"?
2007-06-12 10:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If God loves me why would he send me to eternal torment for not loving him back?That is not love.That is what we call in the medical field 'bipolar schizophrenia' with a touch of 'obsessive compulsive disorder' and a lot of 'histrionic' tendencies.
2007-06-12 10:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What's an atheismist? Is that anything like an atheist?
2007-06-12 10:26:26 · answer #4 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
it is the section the place they are asserting "he's the boss, and that i'm petrified of having on his undesirable area, so i will settle for in spite of he comes to a decision, no remember how unjust it extremely is." A god that would do issues that we evaluate incorrect merits to be impeached in basic terms comparable to a flesh presser elected to extreme place of work could be impeached for incorrect-doing. Their issue is they're afraid to admit that they even have self belief particular issues are incorrect while they're performed by utilizing their chosen god(s). they're too afraid to seem for possibilities.
2016-10-09 01:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by hux 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sound like god, if he exists, needs to take a Learning Annex class in "The Meaning of Love".
2007-06-12 10:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by Alan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you know the Flying Spaghetti Monster looks upon you with contempt? Go away.
2007-06-12 11:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mög T.H.E. Tormentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welcome back Church Lady, are you ready to spreadem for Jesus and feel the blessings of the Holy Spirit deep inside your soul?
Let God enter and fill the God shaped empty space deep inside of you.
2007-06-12 10:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by U-98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look at the brightside, after you die and your just dead, you'll be just like me when i die!
But if you are right and most of the world is wrong, then promise to cry forever for all us lost souls! Ok?
2007-06-12 10:43:10 · answer #9 · answered by Silent watcher of fools 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, does this mean I'll finally get a break from all the fundie preaching?
2007-06-12 10:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by Kallan 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋