I'm sick of dumb blonde jokes, so all y'all blondes (and everyone else) tell me what you think of this one.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the
t itle, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
2007-06-12 10:16:12 · 10 answers · asked by BarrelGirl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious! se my rant about blonde jokes. I hate them!
2007-06-12 10:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Kate 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
like she couldn't have left it parked in the garage at home for free. Well i guess that's a blonde for you....lol j/k good joke
2007-06-12 17:36:20 · answer #2 · answered by Babe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAHAH
i got a good laugh out of this
it shows blonds ARENT dumb or stupid
MUHAHAHAHA
proves all of the haters wrong!
2007-06-12 17:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by ih 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-06-12 18:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats kinda dumb. The dumb blond jokes are at least a little funny. GL.
2007-06-12 17:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I heard it b4, pretty good.
2007-06-12 17:43:39 · answer #6 · answered by "Love Bug" <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was excellent! You are Vindicated!!!
2007-06-12 17:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by MrTwister 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she could have parked it in her house since she is rich right???
2007-06-12 17:21:33 · answer #8 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe
2007-06-12 17:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by jellybean 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it before,
but still good
2007-06-12 17:18:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋