A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier had told him, finally understood.
He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
2007-06-12 09:53:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol feel srry for that guy
2007-06-12 09:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by RENE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very observent clerk. He will make sure that he doesn't let that gal check his zipper again!! LOL. DE
2016-05-18 03:35:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 10/10 starred
2007-06-12 09:56:39 · answer #3 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Nice one xoxoxoxo
2007-06-12 09:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Kate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Came to know a few new alternatives like barracks, soldier, veteran, duffel bags. Thanks. Lol.
2007-06-12 19:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by BOND_BOND2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
"It's never too late to learn....never act smart with a female who has the balls to tell you your fly is open!" LOL!
2007-06-12 19:20:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's actually some humor. Sadly if you did what he did you probably would get sued.
2007-06-12 10:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That waz funny
2007-06-12 10:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by Rodney M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-06-12 09:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by TEC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will have to do better then that if you want me to LOL sorry
2007-06-12 10:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋