a yorkshire couple are on holiday in torremolinos. they got a cheap as chips last minute deal cos theyre too stingy to pay full price.
on the 1st day of the holiday, husband says to wife:
"thou's forgotten bisto!"
wife replies:
"well go an' ask them next door if theyve got some. they look english."
the husband goes and asks the people next door:
"hast any bisto?"
with a puzzled expression on his face, the man replies:
"fook off you spanish cuunt."
2007-06-12 09:39:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant...and I'm from Sheffield so it were reet funny!
2007-06-12 09:43:28 · answer #1 · answered by Humpy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Sheffield ere too. Nice one m8.
2007-06-12 21:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nearly fell off my chair-thats soooo funny!! xx
2007-06-12 16:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha funny
2007-06-14 11:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋