somethin funny and well random
2007-06-12 09:27:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Will Ferrel is hilarious
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes
check thoses out son...
2007-06-12 09:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by orange 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's funnier than a penguin playing a banjo
You think my tongue is bad, my spleen once stole $100 from a 7/11
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
If you try to fail and suceed, which have you done?
How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
2007-06-12 09:34:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
A coat hanger is 44 inches long if straightened
Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
The average ear of corn has eight-hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.
On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of
Independence Hall is 4:10.
The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he
was sewn up after surgery.
2007-06-12 09:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by qwerty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RE: funny/random quotes that make you burst out laughing? What are some funny quotes that you know?
2016-05-18 03:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
-Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
"The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off. "
-Ringo Starr
2007-06-12 11:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by Prufrock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I feel like I do now more than when I first got here." -- Cmd. Rick Husband.
"I'm in a forest of idiots and I don't have a chainsaw." -- anonymous Marine commander.
"Chainsaws don't kill people, gasoline kills people. Don't eat toast, it's full of tiny little butter people." -- a random Yahoo! profile.
And my favorite:
"Subtle as a chainsaw, yet lacking the social grace." -- another random Yahoo! profile.
2007-06-12 09:35:48 · answer #6 · answered by Joel S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
flying a plane is allot like riding a bicycle is just harder to put cards in the spokes - Airplane
A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip. - fear and loathing in las vegas
2007-06-12 10:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by eyesinthedrk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ogden Nash is always good for some weird and wonderful ones:
"The Bronx? No thonx."
2007-06-16 05:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by SallyJM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't win a war by dieing for your country. You win a war by getting the other poor bastard to die for his country---Patton
Beer is prove that there is a God, and he wants us to be happy -- Ben Franklin
2007-06-12 09:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by neilio42 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
~Don't flatter yourself hunny, the only fan you have is on the ceiling.
~I'm so fly I should have my own airline.
~High school is like toilet paper. You don't miss it until it's gone.
2007-06-12 15:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋