2007-06-12 09:07:08 · 5 answers · asked by quirky 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Drink whenever anyone asks:
Why are atheists here?
Do atheists have morals?
Do atheists have funerals?
Do atheists have weddings?
Isn't it depressing believing in nothing?
And, most important, any variation on Pascal's Wager.
EDIT: You're right, I did forget that one. For some reason the wild misstatings of evolutionary theory have been sparse the last week or so.
2007-06-12 09:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Take one shot for every Christian that types a spelling/grammatical error and two for every atheist who makes insulting stereotypes for Christians.
Proceed to get drunk in ten minutes flat.
2007-06-12 09:12:59 · answer #2 · answered by Drake the Deist 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AH.. for us it's a drink for every Cut & Paste question.
Muslims can substitute coffee for the liquor.. so they can be REALLY REALLY wired instead of really really drunk
2007-06-12 09:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by lystrayel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
open, chug, repeat
edit: chancelikely forgot the best one:
if man evolved from monkeys, where are there still monkeys?
2007-06-12 09:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hmm..........tOo DrUnk to tYPe
2007-06-12 09:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋