Ok for the pure of of having a church or maybe for the humor that goes along with making the fundies mad here is the latest on my church.Here are the rules for the House Of Max Power. 1) Sundays are spent watching football or whichever sport is on at the time. 2) Screw the starving etheopians the money donated to the church will go mainly for beer oh and condoms for people in 3rd world countries who have 10 kids. 3) You will pray to nobody and enjoy life. 4) Church bingo night will be replaced by a holy game of poker winner is "blessed" in a beer bath instead of holy water. 5) We have recliners instead of hard wood benches. 6) no kids allowed 7) More ideas...good ones only. This would really be a fun house but by calling it a "church" we won't have to pay taxes. 8) Choir books are replace by Hustler or Playboy. 9) The confession room is now the lap dance and pole danceing room. 10) Freaky girls can wrestle in the "Holy Beer Pool". Pancake fundraisers are now steak and shrimp Saturdays.
2007-06-12 08:14:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sure Q...email me....lol....love ya
2007-06-12 08:18:51 · update #1
maxpowerism I love that Kat....come on people...no othefr ideas?
2007-06-12 08:24:04 · update #2
*other.......
2007-06-12 08:24:37 · update #3
I love you! I just converted to Maxpowerism! His word is law!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One thing...can we have holy water wet t-shirt contests??? That would be so fun!!!
e-mail me somtime :)
2007-06-12 08:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Kat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May I take communion now?
Dressing up for church is now only lace and pearls.
The collection plate will now be...well, we'll keep that one!!! Gotta buy the Holy Water.
Only White T-Shirts are allowed for women while we get doused in 'holy water'.
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2007-06-12 15:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can we do something else other then watch sport? The other ideas a good.
2007-06-12 15:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the way to get more out of life is to be sane.
2007-06-12 15:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a college boy's fraternity-not an adult atheistic hang-out
2007-06-12 15:20:31 · answer #5 · answered by strpenta 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋