a smart blode joke?.... well kind of?

Question

not all blodes are dumb!

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.



The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.

"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled _expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you

tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

Answer 1

Lol

Nice


Have a star

Answer 2

Very good.

At least an 8 on a scale of 10, no make that an 8.5.

I threw in a star just for giggles.

And I though my blond secretary was having a bad day when I saw all the white out on her computer monitor.

Answer 3

i will checklist some: a million) How do you kill a dumb blond? solutions: Drop a mag physique spray scratcher in a pool or Drop a handbag off a sky scraper. 2) ok, so a blonde walks right into a barber save listening to her iPod. The barber says you ought to in all probability take the pinnacle telephones out of your ears in case you will like a good haircut. She does not say something. The barber back says, i'm warning you, take out the pinnacle telephones in case you prefer a good hair decrease! The dumb blond as quickly as extra does not say or do something. The barber then figures that she probbaly can not right here using fact the quantity is to loud. The barber takes to the air the pinnacle telephones and says "alright, this is extra valuable, now to start." The barber then realizes some 2nd later that the blonde is ineffective. The barber places the pinnacle telephones in her ears and hears, "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out." 3) A blonde, a brunete, and a purple haired individual are caught on an island. They all of sudden get a million want each and every. The brunete needs to be rescued by her mothers and fathers. The purple haired individual needs to get rescued by somebody familiar. Then, the blonde lady needs, "I want my friends the place right here." 4) (This one isn't a dumb blond shaggy dog tale, yet very humorous) ok so somebody walks as much as a Genie lamp and kicks it. a mystical Genie comes and says "You get 3 needs, yet if you consider which you kicked the lamp your enemy receives x2 what ever you like for." So first he needs for $a million,000,000 money, so his enemy receives $2,000,000. Then she needs for a mansion. So his enemy receives 2 mansions. Then the guy says to the Genie, "properly, i've got continuously had to donate a kidney."

Answer 4

Nice one

Answer 5

Very Funny.

Answer 6

Loll thats funnyy !

Answer 7

Lol i've heard this joke before i love it

Answer 8

4 stars!!!

Good one, and clean as a whistle too!

Bravo.

Answer 9

i agree with the 2nd person who answered

Answer 10

nice