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I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

2007-06-12 05:16:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )


With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.

2007-06-15 19:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2 0

Time is the answer:

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
(and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
(and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(If you look at me, you'll pop. )

2007-06-12 05:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1 0

No (that's the answer by the way), not hardest, but most often repeated. This gets asked about a bajillion times a second on here.

2007-06-12 06:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0 0

Are u kidding?! Someone else posted this riddle!! It's been on here at least 10 times before!

2007-06-12 05:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by My Pits A Lover Not A Fighter 5 · 0 0

You didn't finish it the end says "can you guess the riddle?"
so the answer is "no I can't"

Many people will say time(referring to an obscure poem)
or pressure however both are wrong.

2007-06-12 05:21:45 · answer #5 · answered by ReedRothchild 3 · 0 0

I think I have seen this at least 50 times this month alone.
The answer is NO.

2007-06-12 05:42:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Air.

2007-06-12 05:20:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

no....
this was asked like 3 times the other day.....

2007-06-12 05:19:43 · answer #8 · answered by oompa loompa 4 · 0 0

time is the answer

2007-06-12 05:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

nothing (:

2007-06-12 05:19:50 · answer #10 · answered by cindykins 2 · 0 0

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