All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I Brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control.
Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
2007-06-12 03:43:58 · 11 answers · asked by Small Town Gal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Id slap you, but $h!t splatters
If assholes could fly, this would be a damn airport
If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit
2007-06-12 04:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by Entropy King 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
My fovourite one, "learn from your parents mistakes,use birth control." HA HA HA
more:
If you can read this, your'e too close
2007-06-12 03:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some more
your honer students my sons ride
im not an alchoholic, they go 2 meetings
2007-06-12 03:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by chris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-12 03:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude i hope they fight becase we were all born to die its as simple as pie good for shawn but yoko also we are done for they got us now the women
2007-06-12 04:20:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Some new, some old, all funny!
2007-06-12 03:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of them were pretty good the last 2 were my favoriteso thanks for the morning chuckle hears a star
2007-06-12 03:53:21 · answer #7 · answered by The Steve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-06-12 03:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you lol, here you go . ps. good job.
2007-06-12 03:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by gkmaloney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe thats funnny!! My favrite one is "Where there's a will, I want to be in it". thanks for making me laugh :).
2007-06-12 03:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋