A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."
Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."
Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.
His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."
2007-06-12 03:21:46 · 16 answers · asked by Small Town Gal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is that your joke? thats once!!!!!
2007-06-12 03:51:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one of the day and a reat one
2007-06-12 10:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the best jokes I've read in a while.
2007-06-12 10:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yikes! Sounds like Deliverance to me....
2007-06-12 10:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by kick it 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny
2007-06-12 10:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Confused 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea i like that one it reminds me of
What you call a women with 2 black eyes?
nothing shes already been told twice lol
2007-06-12 10:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard tht one before, but i still like it, thanx for the laugh.
2007-06-12 10:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by lil_miss29708 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Always good to hear a classic.
2007-06-12 10:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he was starting to count until he shot his wife because he was anoyed by both
2007-06-12 10:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by jake m 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! I like the joke, itz funny!
2007-06-12 10:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by Soccer Girl ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Rofl!
2007-06-12 10:41:52 · answer #11 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋