I'm wondering what the devout Christians will be thinking when Jesus returns, takes one look around, and says, "I was born a Jew, my mother was a Jew, I grew up a Jew, I preached as a Jew, I died as a Jew. Would you 'Christians', who are not among God's 'chosen people', please take the heavenly elevator down with Josef Mendele?"
2007-06-12 03:15:54 · 18 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Even worse, it turns out the 'chosen people' are Green Bay Packer fans. Jesus will have put on the cheese.
Oh, it's MenGele.
2007-06-12 03:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by Shizzle® 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
wow so when God said He would establish a new covenant He was lying? or that the Rock He set up which would make the Jews trip over also a lie? as from of the start of man kind a person is made right by faith in God and believing in His words. so when Jesus said verily verily unless a man is born again he can not see the kingdom of heaven. Jesus was just joking? or did Jesus fulfill all the laws pertaining the coming of the Messiah which open the door to God, to make the Jewish nation jealous.
2007-06-12 10:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by rap1361 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok, wait if you say you are atheist then why are you assuming he will come back? i thought you didn't believe in religion. and for the record, he was a jew, his mother was a jew, he grew up as a jew, preached as a jew, and died a jew. so no i won't be scared. being jewish is more than a religion, its also a culture. but when he does come back he will save the jews first from their persecutions because they are his people. that doesn't mean christians won't be saved. when we accept christ into our lives he accepts us. its like we are adopted in.
2007-06-12 10:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by tmcblue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if there are Christians walking around in crocodile boots waiting for Christ to return before they know his presence, yes, they will be in for an awakening.
Our relationship with Christ is right now. Today. Once you give Him the driver’s seat of your life there’s no reason to dwell on the what ifs. It’s all about what is. Right now.
2007-06-12 10:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
And would people who think they know a "little" info about Christianity, please educate yourself more?
Romans 9:24-26
24. Even us, whom He [God] hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
25. As He saith also, "I will call them My People; and Her Beloeved, which was not beloved.
26. And it shall come to pass, that in the place where it was said unto them, 'Ye are not my people;' There shall they be called the Children of the Living God."
Romans 9:30-33
30. What shall we say then? That the Gentiles, which followed not after righteousness, have attained to righteousness, even the righteousness which is of faith.
31.But Israel, which followed after the law of righteousness, hath not attained the law of righteousness.
32. Wherefore? Because they sought it not by faith, but as it were by the works of the law. For they stumbled at that stumblingstone.
33. As it is written, "Behold, I lay in Zion a stumblingstone, and rock of offence, and whosever believeth on Him shall not be ashamed."
Christ came not just to redeem Jewish people, but to reconcile all of mankind unto Himself.
2007-06-12 10:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by *Daisy* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jews killed Jesus. He's not helping them out lol. The whole whipping of the money changers sounded really Islamic too.
Oh yea, and for those who want to start saying I'm being anti-semetic, send your name and address so I can sue you cause this is just a joke.
2007-06-12 10:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by Rothwyn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Being born an Atheists, mother was an atheists, growing up an atheist, does not make you an atheist. It is your choice and only your choice to believe what you want to believe.
Jesus preached contrary to the laws of Moses and the Jewish faith.
For the laws were given by Moses but grace and TRUTH came by Jesus Christ.
It had been said of them of old time, thou shall not kill (murder)
BUT I SAY UNTO YOU.
2007-06-12 10:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
And then Jesus will ask ,Where is that good for NOTHING , and knows NOTHING of Christianity, And is NOTHING to the world , the bloke G-GM which is of the Devil is? Catch him now . And one of the angels will say , he usually hide under a tramp skirt with his croonies .
2007-06-12 10:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by Kingdomchild07 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus himself said there is no longer Jew or Gentile, male or female, so....your thoughts are false.
2007-06-12 10:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by tobinmbsc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spot on Brother!
Imagine when them Book toting rednecks (including Bush) see Him and they realise he is an Arab always has been, always will be.
LOL
Good one! Orthodox Christians are sooo narrow minded. Wonder what they think about the latest on water and possible life on Mars. Ooops! The Pope better amend the Book on that one like he did for contraceptives.
2007-06-12 10:29:46 · answer #10 · answered by PsiKnight9 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋