An Autopsy professor was talking to his class over a human corpse one day. "To have a successful medical career you need two things; the first is no fear." With that, he took his finger, stuck it up the corpse's anus, and licked it. "Now I want all of you to do the same." After much hesitation the class did the same. After that the professor said, "The second thing you will need is a keen sense of observation; for example, how many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger up the corpse's anus but that I licked my pointer finger?"
2007-06-12 02:51:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great one. im still laugfing.
2007-06-12 02:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by RawBoy2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha...what a hilarious joke.at first i was disgusted at the professor but then i realized he was very smart.thanks for the laugh.you earn my star.
2007-06-12 09:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still go ewwww even though I have heard it before.
I'll give you a star.
2007-06-12 09:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by flying_dawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are blond jokes so short so brunettes can understand them.
2007-06-12 09:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Coop 366 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummmh ooooooookay
2007-06-12 09:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by bedu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see dead people.
2007-06-12 10:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aww...Lol great!
2007-06-12 09:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋