PS. My followers will be guaranteed eternal salvation… along with an endless supply of peanut M&M’s (or plain for those disciples with peanut allergies. Although with my omni-impotent abilities I could dispose of peanut allergies altogether. But as the creator of the universe I work in mysterious ways, so I won’t. Nor will I tell you why – just believe it’s for a good reason – no matter how unfathomable that might be to your puny human minds to comprehend right now. Who’s with me?
PSS You better hurry because the M&M’s are almost gone.
2007-06-12 01:20:39 · 18 answers · asked by HawaiianBrian 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jennifer Juniper: well, you're easy to please, I like that
Yanya: uhmm there is no level 8. That's what makes me worthy of worship.
2007-06-12 01:40:16 · update #1
My bad. I just got your 'miracle' joke. Hey who said God's were perfect?
2007-06-12 01:42:08 · update #2
autor06hj: Either you're speaking in tongues or your mouth is full of M&M's, which is it?
2007-06-12 01:44:11 · update #3
It will really be a miracle if you reach level 8.
Take care.
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That´s why it will be a miracle.
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Hehehe, The god who offers mym´s made a mistake? No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, this is awful. IoI.
2007-06-12 01:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by Yanya Yanyitus de Yanhoos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not likely, lowly level 2! I will reach yahoo divinity before you and the world will be mine to do with as I will....
Wait, why would one want the headache of running this or any other world?
2007-06-12 01:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By becoming an allstate agent.Its not that hard either. Get your license and unless youre a complete loon, they'll probably hire you. After all, its all commission so they aren't out anything unless you produce sales.
2016-05-18 00:34:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I follow you, I will lead by a blind. Unless I did bad karma to you the previous life I need to fulfil your wishes. If I really understand this rules, I will not follow you because it is a bad karma to know one who did wrong and still let his go. Beware, whatever jokes or action will cause karmas follow you.
2007-06-12 01:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snice hte diesties hrtone dah lal eben cupocied, uoy liwl eb flet uotdise, chus htat noly kusnks liwl shworip ouy! Humble yourself and be blessed!
2007-06-12 01:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by autor06hj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my puny human mind would surmise that you are in the company of some among your long list of imaginary friends.
2007-06-12 01:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no Level 8, it does not exist.
2007-06-12 01:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by Velouria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To reach that level you must be an 8-ist
But I am, but not yet at that level
2007-06-12 01:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to beat the bunny there first.
You - level 2
I - level 6
I'm winning, and I have no life, so I answer a lot.
Plus the Y!A team likes me, so they will grant me the power.
2007-06-12 01:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think neither religious people nor atheists will worship you for real. Maybe the agnostics will.
2007-06-12 01:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by ShanShui 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋