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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like
celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

2007-06-11 22:42:12 · 14 answers · asked by Mikhail Simeon 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )


With that it mind it would seem the answer would be time.

2007-06-15 19:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2 0

Time.

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

2007-06-12 07:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by prettytony 2 · 0 0

Its neither Time nor is it Pressure... The actual answer is "NO"

Look at the last line your questions was "Can you guess the riddle?"

the answer is NO i cannot guess the riddle

2007-06-12 05:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0 0

Time!!

thats good. There is also another riddle like that one and when it was asked to like 1000 Harvard students they got it all wrong!! haha good one!

2007-06-12 05:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Love.

2007-06-12 06:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

a refrigerator???
a freezer?
an oven??
the women's cave???

ok sounds funny and no sense at all! and two meanings wich is cool! lol!!!!

this is the result of not sleeping right? lol anyways kinda funny

2007-06-12 05:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by bmcsporran 4 · 0 0

You're supposed to end it with "can you answer this riddle?"

The answer is:

No.

You really should do a search before you post.

http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AlUFdLp8VB.F2JMvp0XwDS7py6IX?p=hardest+riddle

See?

2007-06-12 05:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by p37ry 5 · 0 0

time

2007-06-12 08:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by xtina 5 · 0 0

you didn't ask it right.
you were supposed to say: "can you answer this riddle".

and the answer would be no.

2007-06-12 05:46:19 · answer #9 · answered by ♫amazing♫ 3 · 0 0

onion

2007-06-12 05:49:47 · answer #10 · answered by ahl06 3 · 0 0

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